CHORDS: Beyoncé – Texas Hold Em Chords on Piano & Ukulele

These are Texas Hold Em chords by Beyoncé on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.

[Intro]
D            Bm

[Chorus]
             D
This ain\'t Texas 
(Woo), ain\'t no hold 
\'em (Hey)

So lay your cards down,
 down, down, down
             G
So park your Lexus (Woo)
 and throw your keys up
 (Hey)
       D
Stick around, \'round,
 \'round, \'round, \'round
 (Stick around)

[Post-Chorus]
            A
And I\'ll be damned if 
I can\'t slow dance witchu
     G
Come pour some 
sugar on me, 
honey too
       D
It\'s a real life boogie 
and a real life hoedown
Don\'t be a bitch,
 come take it to the 
floor now (Woo, ha)

[Verse 1]
               D
   There\'s a tornado
 (There\'s a tornado)
 in my city (In my city)

In the basement
 (In the basement), 
that shit ain\'t pretty 
(Shit ain\'t pretty)
       G
Rugged whiskey 
(Rugged whiskey)
\'cause we survivin\' 
(\'Cause we survivin\')
            D
Off red cup kisses,
 sweet redemption, 
passin\' time, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Bm     D      G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step
 to the right
   D
We headed to the dive bar
 we always thought was nice
Bm            G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, run 
me to the left
     D
Then spin me
 in the middle, boy, 
I can read your mind

[Chorus]
            D
This ain\'t Texas 
(Woo), ain\'t no hold
 \'em (Hey)

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So lay your cards down
, down, down, down
             G
So park your Lexus (Woo)
 and throw your keys up
 (Hey)
       D
Stick around, \'round,
 \'round, \'round, \'round
 (Stick around)

[Post-Chorus]
            A
And I\'ll be damned if
 I can\'t slow dance witchu
     G
Come pour some sugar on me, 
honey too
       D
It\'s a real life boogie 
and a real life hoedown

Don\'t be a bitch, 
come take it to the
 floor now (Woo)

            A
And I\'ll be damned 
if I can\'t dance witchu
     G
Come pour some liquor
 on me, honey too
       D
It\'s a real life boogie
 and a real life hoedown

Don\'t be a bitch,
 come take it to the
 floor now (Woo)

[Bridge]
D
            Woo-hoo
D
            Woo-hoo
G
            Woo-hoo
D

[Verse 2]
          D
There\'s a heatwave 
(There\'s a heatwave)
 coming at us 
(Coming at us)

Too hot to think straight
 (Too hot to think straight),
 too cold to panic 
(Too cold to panic)
           G
All of the problems 
just feel dramatic
 (Just feel dramatic)
          D
Now we\'re runnin\' to 
the first bar that
 we find, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Bm     D      G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one
 step to the right
   D
We headed to the 
dive bar we always
 thought was nice
Bm                G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run
 to the left

Just work me in the
 middle boy, I can 
read your mind

[Chorus]
           D
This ain\'t Texas (Woo),
 ain\'t no hold \'em (Hey)

So lay your cards down,
 down, down, down
             G
So park your Lexus 
(Woo) and throw your
 keys up (Hey)
       D
Stick around, \'round, 
\'round, \'round, \'round
 (Stick around)

[Post-Chorus]
            A
And I\'ll be damned if 
I can\'t slow dance witchu
     G
Come pour some sugar
 on me, honey too
       D
It\'s a real life boogie
 and a real life hoedown

Don\'t be a bitch, 
come take it to the 
floor now (Woo)

        A
I\'ll be damned if
 I can\'t dance with you
     G
Come pour some liquor 
on me, honey too
       D
It\'s a real life boogie
 and a real life hoedown
Don\'t be a bitch, 
come take it to the 
             Bm
floor now (ooh)

[Outro]
Em7                 
      Take it to the 
            Bm
floor now, ooh

Hoops, spurs, boots
Em7               Bm
To the floor now, ooh
Tuck, back, oops 
       Em7
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Bm
Shoot
Em7                
Come take it to the
            Bm
 floor now, ooh
            Em7   
And I\'ll be damned
 if I cannot dance
      Bm
 with you
      Em7             
Baby, pour that sugar 
                 Bm
and liquor on me too
      Em7         
Furs, spurs, boots, 
 Bm    
solargenic,
 photogenic, shoot