CHORDS: Jesse Welles – United Health Chords on Piano & Ukulele

These are United Health chords by Jesse Welles on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.

[Verse 1]
There's an
C                       
Office in a building and
   F           C
 a person in a chair
        F           C   
And you paid for it all,
            G
 though you may 
be unaware
   
You paid for the paper, 
     F            C
you paid for the phone
             F         
You paid for everything 
      C         G    
they need to deny you
              C
 what you're owed

[Chorus]
                F
There ain't no "You"
 in UnitedHealth
                D
There ain't no "Me" 
in the company
                C  
There ain't no "Us"
        G       A
 in the private trust
               D     
There's hardly humans
      G   C
 in humanity

[Verse 2]
            C      
Now, the procedure 
                   
that you're needing
           F   
 ain't the cost 
           C
effective route
         F          
And only two-percent
    C             G
 of people end up winning 
a dispute
    C               
So, if you get sick,
         F       C
 pray to God for help
            F       
'Cause your doctor's 
       C     
gotta pray to 
  G        C
  United Health

[Verse 3]
Way back in
C                 
Seventy-and-seven,
        F          C
 Mister Richard T. Burke
        F        C   
Started buying HMO's, 
         G
putting federal 
grants to work
     C            
Made fifty-billion
           F      C
 buckaroos   last year
           F         C     
The Warren Buffet of Health,
           G        C
 the Jeff Bezos of fear

[Bridge]
       F              
Now, CEO's come and go,
      C
 and one just went
      C                
The ingredients you got, 
        G  
bake the cake you get
     C              
But, if you get sick,
             F     
 cross your fingers 
      C
for luck
           F        
'Cause old Richard T.
  C           G        C
 Burke ain't giving a fck

  F                 
Commoditized health,
     C
 monopolized fraud
            C      
"Here's the doctors we own,
          G   
 and the research 
we bought"
     C                  
They own the pharmacies, 
       F          C
and a lot of the meds
            F           
They should start buying 
 C                 G  
graves to sell us when 
            C
we're all dead

[Chorus]
                F
There ain't no "You"
 in UnitedHealth
                D
There ain't no "Me" 
in the company
                C   
There ain't no "Us" 
       G       A
in the private trust
               D     
There's hardly humans
      G   C
 in humanity

[Outro]
There's hardly 
 D           G   C
humans in humanity