This is the chord progression of Orgy For One by Ninja Sex Party on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar and Keyboard.

[Verse 1]
G                          A                               D
Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail,
Bm                                               A                                  D
Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny\’s bail.
G                        A                                        D
Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold,
A
Sally\’s dad exploded (that\’s what I was told…)

G                                               A                        D
Michelle had to play checkers, Ann was bakin\’ pies,
Bm                        A                                               D
Wendy\’s dad exploded too (that might\’ve been a lie).
G                                               A                        D
Pam had Frisbee lessons, Stella had ballet,
A
now I\’m by myself but I can have fun anyway, so…

[Pre-Chorus 1]
G                        A/G                        Gmaj7                        A
Dim dim the lights. Remove (remove) my tights (YEAH!)

[Chorus 1]
D                        G                        A                        D
Nobody\’s sure, but I\’m gonna have some fun,
G                D                        A                D          A
Let\’s get this party started: it\’s an orgy for one!
Bm                        G                        A                        D
It\’s me and my hand and it\’s hotter that the sun,
G                        Bm                        A                 D
So break out the tissues: it\’s an orgy for one!
G                        Bm                        A                        D
I\’m working out my issues in an orgy for one!

[Verse 2]
G                                               A                          D
Margaret\’s cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy,
Bm                             A                        D
Steve was not invited because he was a guy.
G                                               A                        D
Claire was parasailing, Brooke said she was in space,
A
but it doesn\’t matter \’cuz I\’m rounding second base, so…

[Pre-Chorus 2]
G                                               A/G                        Gmaj7                        A
Through (through) the night, my grasp (my grasp) is tight (OH!)

[Chorus 2]
D                        G                        A                  D
Beatin\’ so hard you\’d think I was a drum,
G              D           A              D                  A
I don\’t even care, it\’s an orgy for one!
Bm                        G                        A                        D
I\’m here all alone and I\’m tugging on my plums
G                        Bm                        A                        D
It\’s not just masturbation, it\’s an orgy for one
G                        Bm                        A                        D
It\’s a fcking celebration: it\’s an orgy for one!

Bb Cadd2 D
Or— gy—- for one—–
Bb Cadd2 A
Or— gy—- for one—–

[GUITAR SOLO]
D G A D
G D A D
Bm G A D
G Bm A D
G Bm A D

[Pre-Chorus 3]
G                        A/G                        Gmaj7                        A/G
Six (six) -tynine (-tynine), without (without) the \’nine\’ (the \’nine\’)
G                        A/G                        Gmaj7                        A
Pour (pour) the wine (the wine). I might… (I might), Oh My!

[Chorus 3]
D                        G                        A                        D
I\’m banging a thousand and nailing everyone,
G                  D         A                D               A
Thank you everybody at this orgy for one!
Bm                        G                        A                        D
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
G                        Bm                        A                        D
You know I\’m goin\’ for it: it\’s an orgy for one!
G                        Bm                        A                        D
My junk is getting sore and it\’s an orgy for one!
G                        Bm                                               A
You know that I\’ll be scoring at the orgy… for

Bb                         Cadd2 D
One (Or— gy—- for one—–)
Bb Cadd2 D
Or— gy—- for one-

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