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  • CHORDS: Kenya Grace – Strangers Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are Strangers chords by Kenya Grace on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.

    (INTRO)
    Bm
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uhi
    D
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
    G
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
    Em
    Uh-huh, uh-huh
    (VERSE)
    Bm
    Always ends the

    same
    D
    When it was me and you
    G
    But every time I meet somebody new
    Em
    It\’s like déjà vu (Déjà vu)
    Bm
    I swear they sound the same
    D
    It\’s like they know my skin
    G
    Every word they say sounds just like him
    Em
    And it goes like this

    (CHORUS)
    Bm
    We\’ll get in your car and you\’ll lean to kiss me
    D
    We\’ll talk for hours and lie on the backseat
    G
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh.
    Em
    Uh-huh, uh-huh
    Bm
    And then one random night when everything changes
    D
    You won\’t reply and we\’ll go back to strangers
    G
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
    Em
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uhi

    (POST CHORUS)
    Bm
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh.
    D
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh.
    G
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
    Em
    Uh-huh, uh-huh

    (VERSE 2)
    Bm
    It\’s something that I hate
    D
    How everyone\’s disposable
    G
    Every time I date somebody new
    Em
    I feel vulnerable (Vulnerable)
    Bm
    That it\’ll never change
    D
    And it will just stay like this
    G
    Never endin\’ date and breakin\’ up
    Em
    And it goes like this

    (CHORUS)
    Bm
    We\’ll get in your car and you\’ll lean to kiss me
    D
    We\’ll talk for hours and lie on the backseat.
    G
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh.
    Em
    Uh-huh, uh-huh
    Bm
    And then one random night when everything changes
    D
    You won\’t reply and we\’ll go back to strangers
    G
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
    Em
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
    (BRI)
    Bm
    Always ends the
    same
    D
    When it was me and you
    G
    But every time I meet somebody new
    Em
    It\’s like déjà vu (It\’s like déjà vu)
    Bm
    And when we spoke for months
    D
    Well, did you ever mean it?
    G
    How can we say that this is love
    Em
    When it goes like this?

    (CHORUS)
    Bm
    We\’ll get in your car and you\’ll lean to kiss me
    D
    We\’ll talk for hours and lie on the backseat
    G
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
    Em
    Uh-huh, uh-huh
    Bm
    And then one random night when everything changes
    D
    You won\’t reply and we\’ll go back to strangers
    G
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
    Em
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh (Go back to strangers)

    (POST CHORUS)
    Bm
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
    D
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh (Go back to strangers).
    G
    Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh
    Em
    Uh-huh, uh-huh (Go back to strangers)

  • Carmen Consoli – Qualcosa Di Me Che Non Ti Aspetti Chords on Piano, Ukulele

    Carmen Consoli – Qualcosa Di Me Che Non Ti Aspetti Chords on Piano, Ukulele

    These are the chords for Qualcosa Di Me Che Non Ti Aspetti by Carmen Consoli on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    [Intro]
    Em/B C Am  Em Em/B 
    C Am  Em Em/B
    
    [Verse 1]
       C              Am        
    Se vuoi, possiamo riprovare 
         Em       Em/B
    a presentarci
       C                  Am      
    Scommetto che c\'è qualcosa in 
               Em         Em/B
    me che non ti aspetti
        C              Am         
    Nei cieli assolati sfrecciano 
            Em         Em/B
    i caccia americani
        C                Am    
    Sbrighiamoci allora, prima 
           Em      Em/B  
    che sia domani
    C Am  Em Em/B
    
    [Verse 2]
       C              Am        
    Se vuoi, possiamo riprovare 
       Em         Em/B
    ad ascoltarci
       C                   
    Malgrado il frastuono, 
         Am      
    il silenzio, 
             Em           Em/B
    il timore degli altri
          C                
    Tra i viali del centro 
     Am              Em       Em/B
    echeggiano canti africani
      C                 Am           
    Malaika, quest\'anno Babbo Natale 
        G                F        F
    non porterà dolciumi o regali
    

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    [Chorus 1]
    C             Am
    Forse è troppo presto
          G           F
    Per decidere se restare o andare
    C             Am
    Fuori è ancora giorno
          Em              
    Spalanchiamo le porte 
          F
    e accogliamo l\'inverno
    C         Am
    Se conosci il freddo
              G               
    Puoi apprezzare il calore 
          Fsus2
    che alberga in un gesto
    
    [Instrumental]
    G6add11  C Am Em Em/B 
    C Am Em Em/B
    
    [Verse 3]
       C              Am         
    Se vuoi, possiamo continuare 
        Em       Em/B
    ad ignorarci
      C                  Am    
    Gettando le ombre al largo 
              Em         Em/B
    come si fa coi sassi
        C                       
    \"La Terra è in gran forma\", 
    Am             Em        Em/B
    dicono illustri sciamani
    C                 
    L\'effetto serra è 
        Am            
    una superstizione 
      G           F  F
    da scienziati
    

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    [Chorus 2]
    C             Am
    Forse è troppo presto
          G           F
    Per decidere se restare 
    o andare
    C            Am
    Fuori è quasi giorno
               Em           
    C\'è un bel posto giù al 
              F
    molo al riparo dal vento
    C          Am
    Se non temi il freddo
           G          
    Sarà intenso quel 
              Fsus2
    raggio di sole inatteso
    
    [Instrumental]
    G6add11 C Am Em Em/B  
    C Am Em Em/B
    
    [Outro]
       C              Am        
    Se vuoi, possiamo riprovare 
       Em         Em/B
    ad ascoltarci
       C              Am        
    Se vuoi, possiamo riprovare 
       Em         Em/B
    ad ascoltarci
    
    [Instrumental]
    C Am  Em Em/B C
    
  • CHORDS: Tainted Lyric – A Beer Wont Bitch Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for A Beer Wont Bitch by Tainted Lyric on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    INTRO:
    C    C
    
    VERSE:
     C
    Well I can knock back 
    one or twelve
     C
    Have a good time all by myself
             F                 
    I don\'t need nobody around 
                       C
    to tell me how to live
     C
    She called me six times 
    out on the lake
     C
    Said she\'d had all she can take
           F                 
    And if I didn\'t get home 
                          C
    now she was gonna be pissed
                G
    Yeah, so I popped the top
                     F  F
    And I took me a sip
    

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    CHORUS:
                          C
    Because a beer won\'t bitch
              C
    When I\'m hangin\' with my buddies
     C
    Out on the lake, 
    or in a field getting muddy
          F
    At a barstool on a Friday night
     F
    Holding hands with a cold Bud Light
           G              
    And if I get home and 
                          F
    she\'s packed all her shit
                           C    C
    At least a beer won\'t bitch
    
    VERSE:
         C
    Well I called into work today
     C
    After one hell of a yesterday
        F                  
    My head still pounding 
                    C
    Lord knows I\'m tired
     C
    All spent said for 
    five this month
     C
    This is your last warning son
            F               
    If you don\'t make it in 
                           C
    today then boy you\'re fired
               G
    Yeah so I hung up the phone
                            F
    And thought man what a prick
    

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    CHORUS:
                           C
    At least a beer won\'t bitch
              C
    When I\'m hangin\' with my buddies
     C
    Out on the lake, 
    or in a field getting muddy
          F
    At a barstool on 
    a Friday night
     F
    Holding hands with 
    a cold Bud Light
            G             
    At the end of the day 
                  F
    it is what it is
                           C
    At least a beer won\'t bitch
    
    INSTRUMENTAL/SOLO:
    C  F    C    G
    
    CHORUS:
                           C
    At least a beer won\'t bitch
              C
    When I\'m hangin\' with my buddies
     C
    Out on the lake, 
    or in a field getting muddy
          F
    At a barstool on a Friday night
     F
    Holding hands with 
    a cold Bud Light
            G         
    At the end of the 
                      F
    day it is what it is
                  G     
    Yeah, at the end of 
                          F
    the day it is what it is
                           C     C
    At least a beer won\'t bitch
                           C     C
    At least a beer won\'t bitch
    
  • CHORDS: Kings of Leon – The Bandit Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    CHORDS: Kings of Leon – The Bandit Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for The Bandit by Kings of Leon on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.

    [Intro]
    C  Am
    
    [Verse 1]
    C                             Am
    Chiseled their names in stone
    C                      Am
    Heavy the load you tow
            C                       Am
    And the red horse is always close
            C                   Am
    And the fire don\'t burn below
    C  Am  x2
    
    [Verse 2]
    C                        Am
    Two hundred miles to clear
    C                     Am
    Chasing a sound I hear
             C               
    When the call brings them 
                 Am       F
    all to tears
            C            
    And the hopes they all
                 Am          G
     turn to fears
    

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    [Chorus]
    G
    And they\'re walking around
               G
    With their heads in 
    the cloud screaming
    C      Am            Em
    Must catch the bandit
    C    Am         Em
    Reckless abandon
    C    Am             Em
    Rundown and stranded
    C       Am           Em  
    Must catch the bandit
         F      F
    
    [Verse 3]
    C                          Am
    Tracks in the dirt for days
    C                        Am
    Sniff out the fire ablaze
             C                          Am
    And the red door, it seems to sway
           C                     Am    G
    And it carries a heavy weight
    
    

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    [Chorus]
    G
    And they\'re walking around
    With their heads in the 
    cloud screaming
    C      Am            Em
    Must catch the bandit
    C    Am         Em
    Reckless abandon
    C    Am             Em
    Rundown and stranded
    C       Am           Em
    Must catch the bandit
    F  Em  F  G
    C       Am
    C       Am
    
    [Chorus]
    G
    And they\'re walking around
    With their heads in 
    the cloud screaming
    C      Am            Em
    Must catch the bandit
    C    Am         Em
    Reckless abandon
    C    Am             Em
    Rundown and stranded
    C       Am           Em
    Must catch the bandit
    C     Am
    
  • CHORDS: Dave Matthews – Windows Piano & Ukulele Chord Progression and Tab

    This is the chords of Windows by Dave Matthews on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar and Keyboard.

    [Verse 1]
    C                         G
    When the war is over
    C                G                              G/F#
    We go back to every day every day
    C                G
    when they’ll be the same again
    C                              G                              G/F#
    When you’ve been turned inside out and outside in

    [Chorus]
    C                              G
    Singing from the windows
    C                              G                              G/F#
    Shadow on the wall the way they dance
    C                              G
    Not much or nothing
    C                G                G/F#
    Look at this fire burning bright

    [Verse 2]
    C                                            G
    Look at how the children play
    C                              G                                             D
    None of us know what’s to come tomorrow
    C                                            G
    But I’m not going out today
    C                                            G                                            G/F#
    So dance with me like the time we’ve got is borrowed

    [Chorus]
    C                                            G
    Singing from the windows
    C                              G                               G/F#
    Sirens in the dark where are you going?
    C                              G
    Pretend that it\’s nothing
    C                        G                D
    But look at this fire burning wild

    [Bridge]
    G                G/F#                Em                C                Am                G
    This is how we keep holdin on every day all day long
    G/F#                       Em                C
    But sometimes things just fall apart
    Am
    No matter how we try
    G
    They won’t stop

    [Chorus]
    C                              G
    Singing from the windows
    C                              G                G/F#
    Something outside that I don’t know

    [Verse]
    C                              G
    When the storm is over
    C          G                              G/F#
    Picking up the pieces of every day
    C                              G
    Memories in picture frames
    C                                            G                              G/F#
    Trying to put the inside out and the outside in

    [Chorus]
    C                              G
    Singing from the windows
    C                G                              D
    Walking down the hall the way it go
    C                              G
    Be glad to see you
    C                G                              G/F#
    Suppose when it’s all said and done

    [Bridge]
    G                G/F#                Em                C                Am                G
    This is how we keep holding on all the days all day long
    G/F#                              Em                              C
    But sometimes things just fall apart
    Am
    No matter how we try
    G
    They can’t stop

    [Chorus]
    C                              G
    Singing from the windows
    C                G                              D
    Voices outside that no one knows
    C                              G
    Singing from the windows
    C                G                G/F#
    We’ll get going again

    [Outro]
    C                              G
    When the war is over

  • UKULELE: Justin Bieber – Peaches Ukulele Chords

    These are the Ukulele chords for Peaches by Justin Bieber feat. Daniel Caesar & Giveon.

    [Intro]
    Fmaj7 Em7 Dm7 Cmaj7
    
    [Chorus]
                            Fmaj7
    I got my peaches out in Georgia 
    (Oh, yeah, shit)
                            Em7
    I get my weed from California 
    (That\'s that shit)
                              Dm7
    I took my chick up to the North,
     yeah (Badass bitch)
                                  Cmaj7
    I get my light right from the source, 
    yeah (Yeah, that’s it)
    
    [Verse 1]
              Fmaj7           
    And I say oh (oh), the way
                   Em7
     I breathe you in (In)
                             Dm7
    It\'s the texture of your skin
    I wanna wrap my arms around you, babe
        Cmaj7
    And never let you go, oh
               Fmaj7              
    And I say, oh, there\'s nothin\'
               Em7
     like your touch
                             Dm7
    It’s the way you lift me up, yeah
                Cmaj7
    And I\'ll be right here with 
    you \'til the end
    

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    [Chorus]
                            Fmaj7
    I got my peaches out in Georgia
     (Oh, yeah, shit)
                           Em7
    I get my weed from California 
    (That\'s that shit)
                              Dm7
    I took my chick up to the North, 
    yeah (Badass bitch)
                                  Cmaj7
    I get my light right from the source,
     yeah (Yeah, that\'s it)
    
    [Verse 2]
    Fmaj7               Em7
      You ain\'t sure yet, but I\'m for ya\'
    Dm7                           Cmaj7
      All I could want, all I can wish for
    
    Nights alone that we miss more
    Fmaj7
      And days we save as souvenirs
    Em7                                  Dm7
      There’s no time, I wanna make more time
                          Cmaj7
    And give you my whole life
                              Fmaj7   Em7
    I left my girl, I’m in my Yorker
                               Dm7   Cmaj7
    Hate to leave her, call it torture
                             Fmaj7   Em7
    Remember when I couldn\'t hold her
                           Dm7   Cmaj7
    Left her baggage for Rimowa
    

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    [Chorus]
                            Fmaj7
    I got my peaches out in Georgia
     (Oh, yeah, shit)
                           Em7
    I get my weed from California 
    (That’s that shit)
                              Dm7
    I took my chick up to the North,
     yeah (Badass bitch)
                                  Cmaj7
    I get my light right from the source, 
    yeah (Yeah, that\'s it)
    
    [Verse 3]
                              Fmaj7
    I get the feeling, so I\'m sure (Sure)
                                Em7
    Hand in my hand because I\'m yours
                                        Dm7
    I can’t, I can\'t pretend, I can\'t ignore
     you\'re right for me
                          Cmaj7
    Don\'t think you wanna know just 
    where I\'ve been, oh
    Fmaj7
      Don\'t be distracted
        Em7
    The one I need is right in my arms (Oh)
         Dm7
    Your kisses taste the sweetest with mine
                Cmaj7
    And I\'ll be right here with you
     \'til end of time
    
    [Chorus]
                            Fmaj7
    I got my peaches out in Georgia
     (Oh, yeah, shit)
                           Em7
    I get my weed from California 
    (That\'s that shit)
                              Dm7
    I took my chick up to the North, 
    yeah (Badass bitch)
                                  Cmaj7
    I get my light right from the source,
     yeah (Yeah, that\'s it)
                            Fmaj7
    I got my peaches out in Georgia 
    (Oh, yeah, shit)
                           Em7
    I get my weed from California 
    (That\'s that shit)
                              Dm7
    I took my chick up to the North,
     yeah (Badass bitch)
                                  Cmaj7
    I get my light right from the source, 
    yeah (Yeah, that\'s it)
                            Fmaj7
    I got my peaches out in Georgia
     (Oh, yeah, shit)
                           Em7
    I get my weed from California 
    (That\'s that shit)
                              Dm7
    I took my chick up to the North, 
    yeah (Badass bitch)
                                  Cmaj7
    I get my light right from the source, 
    yeah (Yeah, that\'s it)
    
                            Fmaj7
    I got my peaches out in Georgia
     (Oh, yeah, shit)
                           Em7
    I get my weed from California 
    (That\'s that shit)
                              Dm7
    I took my chick up to the North, 
    yeah (Badass bitch)
                                  Cmaj7
    I get my light right from the source, 
    yeah (Yeah, that\'s it)
    
    [Outro]
    Fmaj7 Em7 Dm7 Cmaj7 x2
    
  • CHORDS: CKay ft Joeboy and Kuame Eugene – Love Nwantintin Piano and Ukulele Chord Progression and Tabs

    This is the chord progression for Love Nwantintin by CKay ft Joeboy and Kuame Eugene on Piano, guitar, Ukulele and keyboard

    Ckay yeah yeah
    Ahh yeah
    (Fmaj) My baby, my Valentine (Eb) (Ab)
    Girl na you dey (Cmaj) make my temperature
    dey (Fmaj) rise
    If you leave me I go (Eb) die (I swear) (Ab)
    You\’re like the oxygen, I (Cmaj) need to (Fmaj) survive
    I\’ll be (Eb) honest
    (Ab) Your love wey dey (Cmaj) totori me
    (Fmaj) I am so obsessed (Eb)
    (Ab) I want to chop your (Cmaj) nkwobi
    (Unle) (Fmaj) Your body dey (Eb) baka ni si (Unle) (Ab)
    Open am (Cmaj) make I see (Oh (Fmaj) yeah)
    Gimme love (Eb) nwantiti
    (Ab) Baby make a bad man (Cmaj) sing oh yeah
    (Fmaj) Ah-ah-ah (Eb)
    Ah ah ah ah ah ah (Ab)
    Ah ah ah ah ah ah (Cmaj)
    Ah ah ah ah ah ah (Joe
    Boy pon deck)
    (Fmaj) Pounds and dollars I go (Eb) spend for your
    head
    (Ab) Talk all they want I don\’t (Cmaj) care what they
    said
    \’Cause your (Fmaj) matter na him I come dey
    (Eb) carry for my head
    Every (Ab) night na you I want dey (Cmaj) carry to
    my bed (Fmaj) ololo
    No tell me no no (Eb) no
    You can be my (Ab) partner never riding
    (Cmaj) solo-lo
    And we can do am (Fmaj) low key no need to
    pariwo (Eb)
    I\’m feeling what you (Ab) doing Oya baby
    carry (Cmaj) go (carry go)
    (Fmaj) (Unle) Your body dey (Eb) baka mi si (Unle) (Ab)
    Open am (Cmaj) make I see (Fmaj) (Unle oh)
    Na you wey dey (Eb) catch my fancy
    (Ab) No dey do me hanky panky (Cmaj) oh no no no
    no
    Ah-ah-ah
    Ah-ah-ah
    Ah-ah-ah
    Ah-ah-ah
    Ah-ah-ah
    Ah-ah-ah
    Girl I want to (Fmaj) go but you got me coming (Eb)
    (Che)
    Why should I be (Ab) coming early in the
    (Cmaj) morning?
    Oya (Fmaj) shake make you send my money (Eb)
    Call me Mr (Ab) bean I go make you (Cmaj) horny
    (Fmaj) Gimme gimme, baby make you (Eb) gimme
    I go show you (Ab) loving I go take you to my
    (Cmaj) city city
    (Fmaj) Loneliness dey make I looku (Eb) pity
    You want make I (Ab) sing joromi before you
    go (Cmaj) see me, see me
    (Fmaj) Fine girl you know your body (Eb) badder
    Same body (Ab) but you can make it shake
    for (Cmaj) Ghana
    Kiakia (Fmaj) dance for me, baby (Eb) pana
    Come and killi (Ab) show (Cmaj)
    (Rockstar)
    Ah-ah-ah (Eh eh)
    Ah-ah-ah (Che)
    Ah-ah-ah
    Ah ah ah ah ah
    Ah ah ah ah ah
    If you give your heart to me, I\’ll give my
    heart to you

  • CHORDS: Father John Misty – Pure Comedy album Piano & Ukulele Chord Progression and Tab

    This is the chord progression of Pure Comedy album by Father John Misty on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar and Keyboard.

    1. Pure Comedy

    [INTRO]
    (hns.)
    C Dm7 C/E C Dm7 C/E
    \”At six\”
    Db/F G7b9 N.C.
    for some reason when I go to the app\”

    [VERSE I]
    Adim7 Ab/C
    The comedy of man starts like this:
    Dadd#11 A
    Our brains are way too big for our mother\’s hips
    A7 E
    And so nature, She divines this alternative:
    G#7 A7
    We emerge, half-formed, and hope whoever greets us on the other end
    A7 E
    Is kind enough to fill us in,
    A7 E
    And babies, that\’s pretty much how it\’s been ever since.

    Adim7 Ab/C
    Now the miracle of birth leaves a few issues to address
    Dadd#11 A
    Like, say, that half of us are periodically iron deficient
    A7 E
    So somebody\’s gotta go kill something while I look after the kids
    G#7/B# A7
    I\’d do it myself, but what, are you gonna to get this thing it\’s milk?
    A7 E
    He says as soon as he gets back from the hunt, we can switch
    A7 E
    It\’s hard not to fall in love with something so helpless
    A7 E
    Ladies, I hope we don\’t end up regretting this

    [CHORUS I]
    E E7 A
    Comedy, now that\’s what I call pure comedy
    A7 G#m
    Just wait until the part where they start to believe
    G#m
    They\’re at the center of everything
    A6 A
    And some all-powerful being
    B6 B B6 B
    Endowed this horror show with meaning
    E
    Oh, their religions are the best
    E7 A
    They worship themselves yet they\’re totally obsessed
    A7 G#m
    With risen zombies, celestial virgins, magic tricks
    G#m
    These unbelievable outfits
    A6 A
    And they get terribly upset
    B6 B
    When you question their sacred texts
    B6 B
    Written by woman-hating epileptics

    [BRIDGE]
    A7
    Their languages just serve to confuse them
    Am7
    Their confusion somehow makes them more sure
    A7
    They build fortunes poisoning their offspring
    Am7
    And hand out prizes when someone patents the cure
    AM7
    Where did they find these goons they elected to rule them?
    Am7
    What makes these clowns they idolize so remarkable?
    A7
    These mammals are hell-bent on fashioning new gods
    Am7
    So they can go on being godless animals

    [INTERLUDE]
    Amaj7#11 Ab/C Dadd#11 A7
    (saxes)
    A9 E G#7 A7

    [CHORUS II]
    A7 E E7 A
    Oh comedy, their illusions they\’ve no choice but to believe
    A7 G#m
    Their horizons that just forever recede
    G#m
    And how\’s this for irony:
    F#m7 B6 B
    Their idea of being free is a prison of beliefs
    B6 B
    That they never ever have to leave
    E E7 A
    Oh comedy, oh it\’s like something that a madman would conceive!
    A7 G#m
    The only thing that seems to make them feel alive
    G#m
    Is the struggle to survive
    F#m7
    But the only thing that they request
    B6 B
    Is something to numb the pain with
    B6 B
    Until there\’s nothing human left

    [OUTRO]
    A
    Just random matter suspended in the dark
    Am
    I hate to say it, but each other\’s all we\’ve got
    ————————————————-

    2. Total Entertainment Forever
    [INTRO]
    Bb Gb Ab
    Bb Bb

    [VERSE]
    Bb Gb F Gm
    Bedding Taylor Swift every night inside the Oculus Rift
    F Gm Dm F
    After mister and the missus finish dinner and the dishes
    Bb Gb F Gm
    And now the future\’s definition is so much higher than it was last year
    F Gm
    It\’s like the images have all become real
    Dm F
    And someone\’s living my life for me out in the mirror

    [CHORUS]
    Bb D7 Gm
    No, can you believe how far we\’ve come?
    F Gm
    In the new age
    D7 Eb
    Freedom to have what you want
    Bb D7 Gm
    In the new age we\’ll all be entertained
    F Gm D7 Eb
    Rich or poor, the channels are all the same
    Bb D7 Gm
    You\’re a star now, baby, so dry your tears
    F Gm
    You\’re just like them
    D7 Eb
    Wake on up from the nightmare
    F
    Na, na na, na, na na, na na, na na
    F7
    Na, na na, na, na na, na na, na na
    Bb F Gm F Gm D7 Eb
    Come on, oh, oh, oh

    [BRIDGE]
    Cm
    No gods to rule us
    F7
    No drugs to soothe us
    D7
    No myths to prove stuff
    Eb
    No love to confuse us
    F
    Not bad for a race of demented monkeys
    F7
    From a cave to a city to a permanent party
    Bb D7 Gm F Gm D7 Eb
    Come on, oh, oh, oh

    [INSTRUMENTAL: sax solo]
    Bb D7 Gm
    F Gm D7 Eb

    [OUTRO]
    Bb D7 Gm
    When the historians find us we\’ll be in our homes
    F Gm
    Plugged into our hubs
    D7 Eb
    Skin and bones
    Bb D7 Gm
    A frozen smile on every face
    F Gm
    As the stories replay
    D7 Eb
    This must have been a wonderful place
    ————————————————-

    3. Things It Would Have Been Helpful to Know Before The Revolution
    [INTRO]
    Am6 D7 Am6 D7
    Am6 D7 Am6 D7

    [VERSE I]
    D7 C Am7
    It got too hot and so we overthrew the system
    C Am7 D7
    \’Cause there\’s no place for human existence like right here
    F B7 C Am7
    On this bright blue marble orbited by trash
    C Am7
    Man, there\’s no beating that
    C#m7b5 Am6 D7 Am6 D7
    It was no big thing to give up the way of life we had, oh
    D7 C Am7
    My social life is now quite a bit less hectic
    C Am7 D7
    The nightlife and the protests are pretty scarce
    F B7 C Am7
    Now I mostly spend the long days walking through the city
    C Am7
    Empty as a tomb
    C#m7b5 CM7
    Sometimes I miss the top of the food chain
    But what a perfect afternoon
    Am6 D7 Am6 D7

    [BRIDGE]
    Em
    Industry and commerce toppled to their knees
    C#m7b5
    The gears of progress halted, the underclass set free
    CM7
    The super-ego shatters with our ideologies
    C#m7b5
    The obscene injunction to enjoy life
    C#m7b5
    Disappears as in a dream
    CM7
    And as we return to our native state, to our primal scene
    Am6
    The temperature, it started dropping
    Am6 D7 Am6 D7
    The ice floes began to freeze
    Am6 D7 Am6 D7

    [VERSE II]
    D7 C Am7
    From time to time we all get a bit restless
    C Am7 D7
    With no one advertising to us constantly
    F B7
    But the tribe at the former airport
    C Am7
    Some nights has meat and dancing
    C Am7
    If you don\’t mind gathering and hunting
    C#m7b5 CM7
    We\’re all still pretty good at eating on the run
    Am6 D7 Am6 D7
    Things it would have been helpful to know before the revolution
    D7 C Am7
    Though I\’ll admit some degree of resentment
    C Am7 D7
    For the sudden lack of convenience around here
    F B7 C Am7
    But there are some visionaries among us developing some products
    C Am D7
    To aid us in our struggle to survive
    C#m7b5 C
    On this godless rock that refuses to die

    ————————————————-
    4. Ballad of the Dying Man
    [INTRO]
    F FM7 F7 Bb F/A
    Gm7 G#dim7 Gm7 –

    [VERSE I]
    F Dm Eb Gm
    Naturally the dying man wonders to himself:
    F Dm Eb Gm
    Has commentary been more lucid than anybody else?
    Am F7
    And had he successfully beaten back the rising tide
    Dm
    Of idiots, dilettantes, and fools
    C#+ G#dim7 Gm7
    On his watch while he was alive?
    F G#dim7 Db Dm
    Lord, just a little more time

    [REFRAIN]
    F FM7 F7
    Oh, in no time at all
    Bb F/A Gm7 G7 Gm7
    This\’ll be the distant past, ooh

    [VERSE II]
    F Dm Eb Gm
    So says the dying man, \”Once I\’m in the box
    F Dm Eb Gm
    Just think of all the overrated hacks running amok
    Am F7
    And all of the pretentious, ignorant voices that will go unchecked
    Dm
    The homophobes, hipsters, and one percent\”
    C#+ G#dim7 Gm7
    The false feminists he\’d managed to detect
    F G#dim7 Db Dm
    Oh, who will critique them once he\’s left?

    [REFRAIN]
    F FM7 F7
    Oh, in no time at all
    Bb F/A C
    This\’ll be the distant past

    [BRIDGE]
    Ab C7 F Bb
    What he\’d give for one more day to rate and analyze
    Gm7 C7 F Bb
    The world made in his image as of yet to realize
    Dm Gm7 C7
    What a mess to leave behind

    [VERSE III]
    F Dm Eb Gm
    Eventually the dying man takes his final breath
    F Dm Eb Gm
    But first checks his news feed to see what he\’s \’bout to miss
    Am F7
    And it occurs to him a little late in the game
    Dm
    We leave as clueless as we came
    C#+ G#dim7 Gm7
    From rented heavens to the shadows in the cave
    F G#dim7 Db Dm
    We\’ll all be wrong someday

    [OUTRO]
    Bb F/A Gm7
    Oh, oh
    Bb F/A Gm7
    Oh-oh, oh

    Bb F/A Gm7
    (x4)
    Bb Dm7 Gm7
    Bb Am7 Gm7 –
    ————————————————-
    5. Birdie

    [INTRO]
    (pno.)
    G C7 Fsus F
    G C7 Fsus F

    [VERSE I]
    G C7 Fsus F
    Take off, little winged creature
    G
    It\’s nothing but teens in ravines
    C7 Fsus F
    And antics on concrete down here
    G C7 Fsus F
    Are you really as free as all the great songs would have me believe?
    G C7 Fsus F
    Let me tell you why some day, birdie, you\’re gonna envy me

    [CHORUS]
    Bb G7/B Cm Bb F
    Some dream of a world written in lines of code
    G C7
    Well, I hope they engineer out politics, romance, and edifice
    Fsus F
    Two outta three ain\’t bad
    Bb G7/B Cm Bb F
    Some envision a state governed by laws of business
    G C7
    Merger and acquisition instead of violence on nations
    Fsus F
    Where do I sign up?
    Cm Bb F
    Cm Bb F
    G C7 Fsus F
    G C7 Fsus F

    [VERSE II]
    F C7 Fsus F
    Take off, little winged creature
    G C7 Fsus F
    It\’s nothing but fallen debris, strollers, and babies down here
    G
    And you may be up in the sky
    C7 Fsus F
    But our paradigms are just as deep and just as wide
    G C7
    What with all our best attempts at transcendence
    Fsus F
    Something\’s bound to take

    [CHORUS]
    Bb G7/B Cm Bb F
    Soon, we\’ll live in a global culture devoid of gender or race
    G
    There\’s just one tiny line:
    C7 Fsus F
    You\’re either born behind or you\’re free to peek inside
    Bb G7/B Cm Bb F
    Life as just narrative, metadata in aggregate
    G C7
    Where the enigma of humanity\’s wrapped up finally
    Fsus F
    That as they say is that

    [OUTRO]
    Cm Bb F
    Oh, that day can\’t come soon enough
    Cm Bb F
    It\’ll be so glorious
    Cm Bb F
    When they finally find out what\’s bugging us
    ————————————————-
    6. Leaving L.A.

    [INTRO]
    Bb Eb F Bb/F F
    Eb Bb

    [VERSE I]
    Bb Eb F Bb/F F
    I was living on the hill
    F7 Eb Bb
    By the water tower and hiking trails
    Eb F Bb/F F
    And when the big one hit I’d have a seat
    Eb Bb
    To watch masters abandon their dogs and dogs run free
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    Oh baby, it’s time to leave
    F Eb Bb
    Take the van and the hearse down to New Orleans
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    Leave under the gaze of the billboard queens
    F Eb Bb
    Five-foot chicks with parted lips selling sweatshop jeans

    [VERSE II]
    Bb Eb F Bb/F F
    These L.A. phonies and their bullshit bands
    F7 Eb Bb
    That sound like dollar signs and Amy Grant
    Eb F Bb/F F
    So reads the pull quote from my last cover piece
    F Eb Bb
    Entitled \”The Oldest Man in Folk Rock Speaks”
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    You can hear it all over the airwaves
    F Eb Bb
    The manufactured gasp of the final days
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    Someone should tell them ‘bout the time that they don’t have
    F Eb Bb
    To praise the glorious future and the hopeless past

    [VERSE III]
    Bb F Bb/F F
    A few things the songwriter needs
    F7 Eb Bb
    Arrows of love, a mask of tragedy
    Eb F Bb/F F
    But if you want ecstasy or birth control
    Eb Bb
    Just run the tap until the water’s cold
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    Anything else you can get online
    F Eb Bb
    A creation myth or a .45
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    You\’re going to need one or the other to survive
    F Eb Bb
    Where only the armed or the funny make it out alive

    [VERSE IV]
    Bb F Bb/F F
    Mara taunts me \’neath the tree
    F7 Eb Bb
    She\’s like, \”Oh great, that\’s just what we all need
    F Bb/F F
    Another white guy in 2017
    Eb Bb
    Who takes himself so goddamn seriously.\”
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    She\’s not far off, the strange thing is
    F Eb Bb
    That\’s pretty much what I thought when I started this
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    It took me my whole life to learn to play the G
    F Eb Bb
    But the role of Oedipus was a total breeze

    [VERSE V]
    Bb Bb/D Eb F Bb/F F
    Still I dreamt of garnering all rave reviews
    F7 Eb Bb
    Just believably a little north of God\’s own truth
    Eb F
    \”He\’s a national treasure now, and here\’s the proof
    Eb Bb
    In the form of his major label debut\”
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    A little less human with each release
    F Eb Bb
    Closing the gap between the mask and me
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    I swear I\’ll never do this, but is it okay?
    F Eb Bb
    Don\’t want to be that guy but it\’s my birthday
    F Eb Bb
    If everything ends with the photo then I\’m on my way

    [INTERLUDE]
    Bb F F7 Eb Bb F F7b9 Eb Bb
    Oh-hoh, oh-hoh, oh-hoh, oh-hoh

    [VERSE VI]
    Bb F Bb/F F
    I watched my old gods all collapse
    F7 Eb Bb
    Were way more violent than my cartoon past
    F Bb/F F
    It\’s like my father said before he croaked:
    Eb Bb
    \”Son, you\’re killing me, and that\’s all folks.\”
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    So why is it I\’m so distraught
    F Eb Bb
    That what I\’m selling is getting bought?
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    At some point you just can\’t control
    F Eb Bb
    What people use your fake name for

    [VERSE VII]
    Bb F Bb/F F
    So I never learned to play the lead guitar
    F7 Eb Bb
    I always more preferred the speaking parts
    F7 Bb/F F
    Besides there\’s always someone willing to
    F/A Eb Bb
    Fill up the spaces that I couldn\’t use
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    Nonetheless, I\’ve been practicing my whole life
    F Eb Bb
    Washing dishes, playing drums, and getting by
    Dm Adim7 Gm
    Until I figured, if I\’m here then I just might
    F Eb Bb
    Conceal my lack of skill here in the spotlight
    F Eb Bb
    Maya, the mother of illusions, a beard, and I

    [VERSE VIII]
    Bb F Bb/F F
    2000 years or so since Ovid taught
    Eb Bb
    Night-blooming, teenage rosebuds, dirty talk
    F
    And I\’m merely a minor fascination to
    Eb Bb
    Manic virginal lust and college dudes
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    I\’m beginning to begin to see the end
    F Eb Bb
    Of how it all goes down between me and them
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    Some ten-verse chorus-less diatribe
    F Eb Bb
    Plays as they all jump ship, \”I used to like this guy
    F Eb Bb
    This new shit really kinda makes me wanna die\”

    [INTERLUDE]
    Bb F/A Gm F
    Oh-hoh
    F7 Eb Bb
    Oh-hoh
    Bb F/A Gm F7
    Oh-hoh
    F7 Eb Bb
    Oh-hoh
    Bb

    [VERSE IX]
    Bb F Bb/F F
    My first memory of music\’s from
    Eb Bb
    The time at JCPenney\’s with my mom
    F7 Bb/F F
    The watermelon candy I was choking on
    Eb Bb
    Barbara screaming, \”Someone help my son!\”
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    I relive it most times the radio\’s on
    F Eb Bb
    That \”tell me lies, sweet little white lies\” song
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    That\’s when I first saw the comedy won\’t stop for
    F Eb Bb
    Even little boys dying in department stores

    [VERSE X]
    Bb F7 Bb/F F7
    So we leave town in total silence
    Bb
    New Year\’s Day, it\’s 6 o\’clock A.M.
    F Bb/F F
    I\’ve never seen Sunset this abandoned
    Eb Bb
    Reminds me predictably of the world\’s end
    Dm Gm
    It\’ll be good to get more space
    F Eb Bb
    God knows what all these suckers paid
    Dm Am7b5 Gm
    I can stop drinking and you can write your script
    F Eb6/9
    But what we both think now is…
    ————————————————-
    7. A Bigger Paper Bag

    [INTRO]
    Ab Gm11 Bb Dm7/A
    Ab Gm11 Bb Dm7/A
    Cm Cm/Bb F/A
    Abm6 Ab

    [VERSE I]
    Ab Eb/G Bb F/A
    Dance like a butterfly and drink like a fish
    Ab Eb/G Bb F/A
    If you\’re bent on taking demons down with only your fist
    Cm Cm/Bb F/A Abm6 Ab
    And I\’ve never known anyone who could lose himself in a bigger paper bag
    Ab Eb/G Bb F/A
    The weaker the signal, the sweeter the noise
    Ab Eb/G Bb F/A
    Hunching over an instrument that you now employ
    Cm Cm/Bb F/A Abm6 Ab
    Like the starvation army needs a marching piano in the band
    Am Ab F D7
    Are you feeling used? I do

    [CHORUS I]
    Eb G7 F7 Ab
    Oh, I was pissing on the flame
    Eb G7 F7 Ab
    Like a child with cash or a king on cocaine
    Eb G7
    I\’ve got the world by the balls
    F7 Ab
    Am I supposed to behave?

    [POST-CHORUS]
    Ab Bb/Ab G
    What a fraud
    Gm
    What a con
    Abm6 F Ab G
    You\’re the only one I love
    (keys)
    Cm/Bb Am7b5

    [VERSE II]
    Ab Eb/G Bb F/A
    It\’s easy to assume that you\’ve built some rapport
    Ab Eb/G Bb F/A
    With a someone who only likes you for what you like yourself for
    Cm Cm/Bb F/A Abm6 Ab
    Okay, you be my mirror but remember there are only a few angles I tend to prefer
    Am Ab F D7
    I\’m only here to serve

    [CHORUS II]
    Eb G7 F7 Ab
    Oh, I was pissing on the flame
    Eb G7 F7 Ab
    Like a child with cash or a king on cocaine
    Eb G7
    I\’ve got the world by the balls
    F7 Ab
    Am I supposed to behave?
    Eb G7 F7 Ab
    Oh, I was dancing \’round the flame
    Eb G7 F7 Ab
    Like a high-wire act with a \”who, me?\” face
    Eb G7 F7 Ab
    I was living on nothing but water and cake

    [POST-CHORUS]
    Ab Bb/Ab G
    What a fraud
    Gm
    What a con
    Abm6 F Ab
    You\’re the only one I love
    Ab F Ab F G
    One I love, one I love
    ————————————————-
    8. When the God of Love Returns There Will Be Hell to Pay

    [INTRO]
    D G/D D G/D D

    [VERSE I]
    G/D D G/D D
    When the god of love returns there\’ll be hell to pay
    A/C# Bm D
    Though the world may be out of excuses
    G/D D
    I know just what I would say:
    G/D D G/D D
    Let the seven trumpets sound as a locust sky grows dark
    A/C# Bm D G/D D G/D D
    But first let\’s take you on a quick tour of your creation\’s handiwork
    G/D D
    Barely got through the prisons and stores
    G/D D
    And the pale horse looks a little sick
    Bm
    Says, \”Jesus, you didn\’t leave a whole lot for me
    D G/D D G/D D
    If this isn\’t hell already then tell me, what the hell is?\”

    [CHORUS I]
    F#7 Am7
    And we say it\’s just human, human nature
    G Bm
    This place is savage and unjust
    F#7
    We crawled out of the darkness
    Am7
    And endured your impatience
    G Bm
    We\’re more than willing to adjust
    G#dim7 D/A A A7
    And now you\’ve got the gall to judge us

    [VERSE II]
    G/D D G/D D
    The spider spins his web, the tiger stalks his prey
    A/C# Bm D G/D D G/D D
    And we steal fire from the heavens to try to keep the night at bay
    G/D D
    Every monster has a code
    G/D D
    One that steadies the shaking hand
    Bm D
    And he\’s determined to accrue more capital
    G/D D G/D D
    By whatever means he can

    [CHORUS II]
    F#7 Am7
    Oh, it\’s just human, human nature
    G Bm
    We\’ve got these appetites to serve
    F#7 Am7
    You must not know the first thing about human beings
    G Bm
    We\’re the earth\’s most soulful predator
    G#dim7 D/A
    Try something less ambitious the next time you get bored
    A A7
    Oh, my Lord

    [OUTRO]
    G/D D
    We just want light in the dark
    G/D D
    Some warmth in the cold
    Bm D
    And to make something out of nothing
    G/D D
    Sounds like someone else I know
    ————————————————-
    9. Smoochie

    [INTRO]
    F Am Gm Am
    F Am Gm Am

    [VERSE I]
    F Am Gm Am F Am Gm Am
    When my personal demons are screaming
    F Am Gm Am F Am Gm
    And when my door of madness is half-open

    [CHORUS I]
    Bb D7 Gm
    You stand alongside
    Bb D7 Gm
    And say something to the effect that everything\’ll be
    F7 BbM7 D7 Gm Bb/F Am Gm
    Alright soon, smoochie
    F Am Gm Am
    F Am Gm Am

    [VERSE II]
    F Am Gm Am F Am Gm Am
    Chaos attends to creation
    F Am Gm Am F Am Gm
    And when the shadows inside me vie for attention

    [CHORUS II]
    Bb D7 Gm
    You stand alongside
    Bb D7 Gm
    And say something perfect like \”concealment feeds the fear\”
    F7 BbM7
    And hand me a sea peach
    D7 Gm Bb/F Am Gm
    And say, \”Come, come over here, smoochie\”

    [OUTRO]
    F Am Gm Am
    F Am Gm Am
    F Am Gm Am
    F Am Gm Am
    F
    ————————————————-
    10. Two Wildly Different Perspectives

    [INTRO]
    F Em7 F Em7

    [VERSE I]
    G C G C
    One side says \”Y\’all go to hell.\”
    G C F Em
    The other says \”If I believed in God, I\’d send you there.\”
    F Em
    But either way we make some space
    F Em
    In the hell that we create
    G C G C
    On both sides

    [VERSE II]
    G C G C
    One side says \”Kill \’em all.\”
    G C F Em9
    The other says \”Line those killers up against the wall.\”
    FM7 Em9
    But either way some blood is shed
    FM9 Em9
    Thanks to our cooperation
    G C GM7 C
    On both sides, on both sides

    [VERSE III]
    G C G C
    One side says \”Man, take what\’s yours!\”
    G C F Em7
    The other says \”Live on no more than you can afford.\”
    F Em7
    But either way we just possess
    F Em7
    And everyone ends up with less
    G C G C
    On both sides
    G Em7
    On both sides
    F Em
    ————————————————-
    11. The Memo

    [INTRO]
    C

    [VERSE I]
    C
    I\’m gonna steal some bedsheets
    F C
    From an amputee
    C
    I\’m gonna mount em on a canvas
    D7 G7
    In the middle of the gallery
    F Fm6
    I\’m gonna tell everybody
    Am Am/G D7/F#
    It was painted by a chimpanzee
    Am Am/G D7/F#
    Just between you and me
    G
    Here at the cultural low watermark
    G7
    If it\’s fraud or art
    C
    They\’ll pay you to believe

    [VERSE II]
    C
    I\’m gonna take five young dudes
    F C
    From white families
    C
    I\’m gonna mount \’em on a billboard
    D7 G7
    In the middle of the country
    F Fm6
    I\’m gonna tell everybody
    Am Am/G D7/F#
    They sing like angels with whiter teeth
    Am Am/G D7/F#
    But just between you and me
    G
    They\’re just like the ones before
    With their standards lower
    G7 C
    Another concert-goer will pay you to believe

    [CHORUS]
    F C
    Oh, caffeine in the morning, alcohol at night
    F C
    Cameras to record you and mirrors to recognize
    Am Am/G D7/F#
    And as the world is getting smaller, small things take up all your time
    Am Am/G D7/F#
    Narcissus would have had a field day if he could have got online
    G G7
    And friends it\’s not self-love that kills you
    Am D7/F#
    It\’s when those who hate you are allowed
    G G7
    To sell you that you\’re a glorious shit
    Am D7/F#
    The entire world revolves around
    G G7
    And that you\’re the eater, no not the eaten
    Am D7/F#
    But that your hunger will only cease
    G G7
    If you come binge on radiant blandness
    Am Am/G D7/F#
    At the disposable feast

    [BRIDGE]
    D7/F#
    (You\’re enjoying the chill winter playlist)
    FM7 Dm9
    Just quickly how would you rate yourself (Indie Brunch)
    FM7 Dm9
    In terms of sex appeal and cultural significance?
    (Irony, irony, blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blo-blo0
    Bb9
    Do you usually listen to music like this?
    (Just one more mile, you can do it again)
    Bb9
    Can we recommend some similar artists?
    (This is totally the song of my summer)
    Gm
    Are you feeling depressed? (This guy just gets me)
    Gb Bb/F
    But your feedback\’s important to us (Music is my life)

    [VERSE III]
    C
    Gonna buy myself a sports team
    F C
    And put \’em in a pit
    C
    I\’m gonna wage the old crusade
    D7 G7
    Against consciousness
    F Fm6
    All I need\’s a couple winners
    Am Am/G D7/F#
    To get every loser to fight in it
    Am
    Keep the golden calf
    Am/G D7/F#
    Just need the bullshit
    G
    And they won\’t just sell themselves into slavery
    G7 C
    They\’ll get on their knees and pay you to believe
    ————————————————-
    12. So I\’m Growing Old on Magic Mountain

    [INTRO]
    F

    [VERSE I]
    A7 G7 F Bb
    That was the last New Year I\’ll ever see
    F Bb
    I wanna stay on that magic mountain
    F Bb
    With lost souls and beautiful women
    Gm Bb F
    I drank some of Farmer\’s potion
    Gm Bb F
    And we were moving in slow motion

    [CHORUS]
    Bb F
    The slower, the better
    Bb Dm7
    The slower, the better
    Gm Gm Bb F
    \’Cause there\’s no one old on magic mountain
    Gm Bb F
    There\’s no one old, old on magic mountain

    [VERSE II]
    A7 G7 F Bb
    And that was the very last barn I\’m burning
    F Bb
    So for now everyone is dancing
    F Bb
    As if it\’s any time but the present
    Gm Bb F
    So for now every young thing in my path
    Gm Bb F
    I\’ll hold their face so long inside my hands

    [CHORUS II]
    Bb F
    The longer, the better
    Bb Dm7
    The longer, the better
    Gm Gm Bb F
    \’Cause there\’s no one old on magic mountain
    Gm Bb F
    There\’s no one old, old on magic mountain

    [VERSE III]
    A7 G7 F Bb
    The wine has all been emptied, the smoke has cleared
    F Bb
    As people file back to the valley
    F Bb
    On the last night of life\’s party
    Gm Bb F
    These days the years thin till I can\’t remember
    Gm Bb F
    Just what it feels like to be young forever

    [CHORUS III]
    Bb F
    So the longer I stay here
    Bb Dm7
    The longer there\’s no future
    Gm Gm Bb F
    So I\’m growing old on magic mountain
    Gm Bb F
    I\’m growing old, old on magic mountain

    [INSTRUMENTAL—OUTRO]
    A7 G7 F Bb
    F Bb F Bb F Bb
    F Bb F Bb F Bb
    F Bb F Bb F Gm
    F Bb F Bb F Bb
    F Bb F Bb F Bb
    (gtr overtone)
    F Bb F Bb
    F Bb F Bb
    (wind-down, pno)
    F Bb F Bb F Bb
    F Bb F Bb F Bb
    F Bb F Bbsus2
    F Bb F Bb
    (hiss, synth)
    F Bb F Bb F Dm7
    F Bb F/A Dm7
    F Bb F Bb
    (volume up, vibraphone)
    F Bb F Gm
    ————————————————-
    13. In Twenty Years or So

    [INTRO]
    G7 Bbm6
    F7 Dm6/F F7 Dm6/F

    [VERSE I]
    G9
    What\’s there to lose
    Bbm
    For a ghost in a cheap rental suit
    F7 Dm6/F F7 Dm6/F
    Clinging to a rock that is hurtling through space?
    G9
    And what\’s to regret
    Bbm
    For a speck on a speck on a speck
    F7 Dm6/F F7 Dm6/F
    Made more ridiculous the more serious he gets?
    C
    Oh, it\’s easy to forget

    [INTERLUDE]
    C
    Gm7 C
    Gm9 C FM7 G/F
    Dm9 F G/F
    Dm9

    [VERSE II]
    G Am
    Oh, I read somewhere
    Fadd#11 F
    That in twenty years
    Fadd#11 F
    More or less
    Fadd#11 C Gm7 F Bb/F
    This human experiment will reach its violent end
    Bb/F F
    But I look at you
    Bb/F F
    As our second drinks arrive
    Bb/F F
    The piano player\’s playing \”This Must Be the Place\”
    C Gm7
    And it\’s a miracle to be alive
    F Bb/F F
    One more time

    [OUTRO]
    Am11 Gm7 F
    There\’s nothing to fear
    Am11 Gm7 F
    There\’s nothing to fear
    Am11 Gm7 F
    There\’s nothing to fear
    (strings)
    F G
    Em11 GM9 Am11

  • CHORDS: Waterparks – Never Bloom Again Piano & Ukulele Chord Progression and Tab

    CHORDS: Waterparks – Never Bloom Again Piano & Ukulele Chord Progression and Tab

    This is the chords of Never Bloom Again by Waterparks on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar and Keyboard.

    [Chorus]
    Dm                                           F                               Bb
    All the girls in Los Angeles look like you from a distance
    Dm                                           F                                           Bb
    I tried to give you space until I stepped away from your brain and now I just miss it
    Dm                             F                             Bb
    All the girls in Los Angeles look like you from a distance
    Dm               F                             Bb
    Now I\’m kinda thinking that I\’ll never bloom again

    [Verse 1]
    Dm                                           F                             Bb
    I never thought I\’d let myself wear the weak look but I guess if the shoe fits
    Dm                                           F                                           Bb
    There\’s a million pairs here string along with soul dear \’til my breath feels useless
    Dm                                                         F                                                         Bb
    It\’s like God fell asleep in the middle of the day He built my self esteem
    Dm                                           F                                                         Bb
    \’Cause I\’ll keep hopping on these planes \’til we\’re sharing last names and a softer sing

    [Pre-Chorus]
    Dm
    Instead of tying our breath in knots again
    F
    You\’re dropping it down in heavy seconds
    Bb
    Alone is never easy after you

    [Chorus]
    Dm               F                             Bb
    All the girls in Los Angeles look like you from a distance
    Dm                                                       F                                           Bb
    I tried to give you space until I stepped away from your brain and now I just miss it
    Dm                             F                             Bb
    All the girls in Los Angeles look like you from a distance
    Dm                       F                             Bb
    Now I\’m kinda thinking that I\’ll never bloom again

    [Post-Chorus]
    Dm                                            F                                  Bb
    \’Cause this is what you\’ve done, you\’ve done to me
    Dm                             F                                           Bb
    \’Cause this is what you\’ve done, you\’ve done to me
    Bb                                                         F
    You\’re not alone \’til it stings like this
    Bb                                           F
    I\’m fake asleep until I\’m dreaming
    Bb               F                                   Bb
    I guess you messed me up, I\’ll pay for this
    Bb
    I\’m sleeping off without your kiss
    Dm F Bb Bb

    [Verse 2]
    Dm                                           F                                           Bb
    I never thought I\’d let myself give what you took but I sent it off in gift wrap
    Dm                                           F                                                                       Bb
    Now all that\’s left here are my lonely words, dear I\’ll paint you pretty with my syntax
    Dm
    So, flying on a Tuesday
    F
    No, we don\’t need a two-way
    Bb
    Wait, what am I doing to me?
    Dm
    I\’m rolling in the cycle
    F
    Regressing back to high school
    Bb
    God, what does that say about me?

    [Pre-Chorus]
    F
    Instead of tying our breath in knots again
    F
    You\’re dropping it down in heavy seconds
    Bb
    Alone is never easy after you
    F
    Instead of waking me up at four AM
    F
    I\’m wishing I was home again
    Bb
    Alone is never easy after you

    [Chorus]
    Dm                             F                                           Bb
    All the girls in Los Angeles look like you from a distance
    Dm                                           F                                                         Bb
    I tried to give you space until I stepped away from your brain and now I just miss it
    Dm                             F                                           Bb
    All the girls in Los Angeles look like you from a distance
    Dm                                      F                             Bb
    Now I\’m kinda thinking that I\’ll never bloom again

    [Post-Chorus]
    Dm                             F                             Bb
    \’Cause this is what you\’ve done, you\’ve done to me
    Dm                                           F                             Bb
    \’Cause this is what you\’ve done, you\’ve done to me
    Bb                             F
    You\’re not alone \’til it stings like this
    Bb                                           F
    I\’m fake asleep until I\’m dreaming
    Bb                             F                             Bb
    I guess you messed me up, I\’ll pay for this
    Bb
    I\’m sleeping off without your

    [Outro]
    Dm                                           F                             Bb
    All the girls in Los Angeles look like you from a distance
    Dm                             F                                                                       Bb
    I tried to give you space until I stepped away from your brain and now I just miss it
    Dm                                           F                             Bb
    All the girls in Los Angeles look like you from a distance
    Dm                             F                                           Bb
    Now I\’m kinda thinking that I\’ll never bloom again

  • Guns N\’ Roses – Absuяd Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for Absuяd by Guns N\’ Roses on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.

    [Intro]
    D#5
    D#5 F#5 D#5 F#5 D#5
     F#5 D#5 G#m x4
    Ha-oww
    
    [Verse]
    D#5
    Listen motherfuckers to the
     song that should be heard
    
    Back down in the gutter is 
    more than you deserve
                 F#5
    Screaming fucking banshee, 
    you know that’s what you are
    
    Pussy full of maggots, 
    isn’t that absurd
    D#5
    Dizzy little dreamer with 
    your head down in the stars
    
    Fucking little schemer lost
     yourself inside the art
    F#5
    Syphilitic priestess baby, 
    I know who you are 
    Parasitic demon sucking
     acid through your heart
    

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    [Chorus]
    D#5
    Absurd
    D#5 F#5 D#5 F#5 D#5 
    F#5 D#5 G#m
                  Absurd
    D#5 F#5 D#5 F#5 D#5
     F#5 D#5 G#m
                 Absurd
    Ha-oww
    
    D#5 F#5 D#5 F#5 D#5
     F#5 D#5 G#m x2
    Ha-oww
    
    [Verse]
    D#5
    Listen motherfckers to the 
    song that should be heard
    
    Back down in the gutter 
    is more than you deserve
              F#5
    Screaming fucking banshee,
     you know that’s what you are
    
    Pussy full of maggots,
     isn’t that absurd
    
    [Chorus]
    D#5
    Absurd
    D#5 F#5 D#5 F#5 D#5 F#5
     D#5 G#m
                       Absurd
    D#5 F#5 D#5 F#5 D#5 
    F#5 D#5 G#m
                  Absurd
    Ha-oww
    

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    [Instrumental]
    D#5
    D#5 F#5 D#5 F#5 D#5
     F#5 D#5 G#m x2
    Ha-oww
    
    [Bridge]
    D#5
    Bm D                         A
       Just another life slips away
    D#5 F#5 D#5 F#5
     D#5 F#5 D#5 G#m x2
    Ha-oww
    
    [Verse]
    D#5
    Listen motherfuckers to 
    the song that should be heard
    
    Back down in the gutter 
    is more than you deserve
    F#5
    Screaming fucking banshee 
    you know that’s what you are
    
    Pussy full of maggots,
     isn’t that absurd
    
    [Chorus]
    D#5
    Absurd
    Ha-oww
    
    [Outro]
    D#5 F#5 D#5 F#5 D#5 
    F#5 D#5 G#m
                        Absurd
    D#5 F#5 D#5 F#5 D#5 
    F#5 D#5 G#m
                  Absurd