CHORDS: AJR – Maybe Man Chords on Piano & Ukulele

These are Maybe Man chords by AJR on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.

[Verse 1]
E                 
Wish I was a stone,
                   G#
 so I couldn\'t feel
You\'d yell in my face,
                 C#m
 it\'d be no big deal
But I\'d miss the way
                   A
 we make up and smile
                    Am
Don\'t want to be stone,
               E
 I changed my mind

[Verse 2]
I wish I had eyes 
                    G#
in the back of my head
Then I could see the
              C#m
 places I\'ve been
But then I would know 
                      A
that you\'re talkin\' shit
                 Am      
I don\'t want to know what
              E
 my friends think

[Verse 3]
Wish I were my dog 
              G#
out on the lawn
I\'d be so glad when 
                 C#m
I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, 
                   A
I wouldn\'t live long
                  Am   
I\'m sure gonna miss her 
            E
when she\'s gone

[Verse 4]
I wish I could act in
            G#
 a show on TV
\'Cause then I could 
                   C#m
practice not bein\' me
I\'ll practice my cry, 
                  A
put it into my reel
                  Am 
But you won\'t believe
                    E
 me when I cry for real

[Verse 5]
I wish that my brain would 
            G#
triple in size
I\'d nail every joke, 
                  C#m
I\'d win every fight
But I\'d get too deep with
               A
 that kind of mind
               Am     
I don\'t wanna know the
            E
 point of life

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[Verse 6]
In some other life 
              G#
I would be rich
I\'d travel in style,
                C#m
 I\'d cover the bill
But couldn\'t complain 
                  A
\'bout anything small
              Am  
Nobody\'d feel bad 
           E
for me at all

[Verse 7]
If I was cocaine or
              G#
 a bottle of Jack
                          C#m
I\'d get invited to every frat
                        
But when you get old and
                       A
 your good days have passed
                 Am 
You\'ll only want me 
             E
when you\'re sad

[Verse 8]
Wish I was a song,
                 G#
 your favourite one
You\'d follow the dance 
               C#m
to me at your prom
I would be there when 
                A
your baby is born
                  Am    
For two or three minutes,
            E
 then I\'m gone

[Verse 9]
I wish I was big, 
                  G#
as big as my house
I\'d sleep on the trees, 
                  C#m
I\'d skip every crowd
0                       
But I wouldn\'t fit on my
               A
 therapist\'s couch
              Am   
God, I could really
          E
 use him now

[Verse 10]
I wish I was God, 
                  G#
I\'d never trip up
And if I did, well,
              C#m
 so fckin\' what?
I could be cruel and 
                  A
break all your stuff
              Am  
Yeah, I\'d be loved
            E
 no matter what

[Verse 11]
But if I was God, 
                    G#
it\'d get kinda weird
\'Cause you would only 
                   C#m
say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, 
                   A
you\'d love me to death
          Am    
I never know who 
            E
the hell I am

[Pre-Chorus]
E               
I wish I was me,
              G#
 whoever that is
I could just be and 
             C#m
not give a shit
Hey, I\'ll be whatever 
              A
makes you a fan
                    Am
\'Cause I don\'t know who 
the hell I am
(—am-am-am-am-am-am
                  E
am-am-am-am-am-am—)

[Chorus]
                     E G# C#m
One, two, pandemonium!
A                    E  G#
One, two, pandemonium! 
              C#m
Here I go again
A                    E  G#
One, two, pandemonium! 
              C#m
Here I go again
                     E G# C#m
One, two, pandemonium!
A
One, two
             E
Here I go again