CHORDS: Golf Brooks – Damn I Missed Again Chords on Piano & Ukulele

These are Damn I Missed Again chords by Golf Brooks on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.

[Verse 1]
D                       
Old Luther was a golfer,
     E
 who used to get upset
A                          
Every time he missed a shot,
  D
 the madder he would get
D                            
He didn’t care
 who was around,
  E
 not even in a crowd
A            
If something didn’t 
go his way,
 he’d cuss and swear
      D
 out loud

[Verse 2]
D                          
One day when he was playing,
  E
 a preacher played along
A                         
But Luther, he didn’t mind 
        D
at all, he just played
 on and on
D                         
Well they got to the first 
           E
green, and a two foot
 putt stayed out
A                         
The Preacher got an earful 
                          D
when he heard old Luther shout

[Chorus]
D                      
Oh damn I missed again, 
 E
that really blows my mind
A                           
You know I’ve made that same 
              D
damn shot at least 
a hundred times
D                        
Damn how stupid can I be? 
  E
 How did I miss that thing?
A                 
Oh I practiced and 
I practiced and oh 
                D
damn I missed again

[Verse 3]
D                      
Well the preacher said,
                          
 Now Luther, you shouldn’t
 E
 cuss and swear like that
A                     
Cause God’ll send down 
a lightning bolt and he’ll 
  D
show you all his wrath
D                        
Luther said I’m sorry sir,
        E
 I’ll watch it from now on
A                 
But when his next
shot went astray, 
                      D
he shouted loud and long

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[Chorus]
D                     
Oh damn I missed again,
  E
 that really blows my mind
A                          
You know I’ve made that same 
               D
damn shot at least
 a hundred times
D                        
Damn how stupid can I be? 
  E
 How did I miss that thing?
A                 
Oh I practiced and
 I practiced and oh damn 
          D
I missed again

[Verse 4]
D                     
Well the preacher said 
                   E
I warned you son, as he
 raised his hands up high
A                       
And Luther jumped as the
                     D
 clouds got dark and thunder
 filled the sky
D                         
Then the lightning struck,
                      E
 and Luther shook, but the 
preacher fell down dead
A                     
And a great voice came 
out of the sky and 
                  D
this is what it said

[Chorus]
D                      
Oh damn I missed again,
 E
 that really blows my mind
A                           
You know I’ve made that same
              D
 damn shot at least 
a hundred times
D                        
Damn how stupid can I be? 
  E
 How did I miss that thing?
A                             
Oh I practiced and I practiced 
                      D
and oh damn I missed again

D
  oh its so hard to judge
 distance  back to 
the practice range..

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