[Intro]
D
G Bm A
What up, world? It\’s your boy, just one of the guys down here.
D G
Well, I could be more specific. Uh, I\’m a human, and I just wanted to,
Bm A
for the sake of all of us earthlings out there, just wanted to say:
[Chorus]
D G
We love the Earth, it is our planet
Bm A
We love the Earth, it is our home
D G
We love the Earth, it is our planet
Bm A
We love the Earth, it is our home
[Verse 1]
D G
Hi, I\’m a baboon
Bm A
I\’m like a man, just less advanced and my anus is huge
D G
Hey, I\’m a zebra
Bm
No one knows what I do, but I look pretty cool
A
Am I white or black?
D G
I\’m a lion cub, and I\’m always getting licked (Meow!)
Bm
How\’s it going? I\’m a cow (Moo!)
A
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)
D
I\’m a fat, fcking pig
D
I\’m a common fungus
G
I\’m a disgruntled skunk, shoot you out my butthole
Bm A
I\’m a marijuana plant, I can get you fcked up
A
And I\’m Kanye West
[Chorus]
D G
We love the Earth, it is our planet
Bm A
We love the Earth, it is our home
D G
We love the Earth, it is our planet
Bm A
We love the Earth, it is our home
D
We love the Earth
[Verse 2]
D
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
G
We are the vultures, feed on the dead
Bm
We\’re just some rhinos, horny as heck
A
I\’m just a giraffe, what\’s with this neck?
D
Hippity-hop, I\’m a kangaroo
G
I hop all day, up and down with you
Bm
I\’m an elephant, I got junk in my trunk
A
What the fuck? I\’m a clam!
A
I\’m a wolf. Howl!
D
I\’m a squirrel, lookin\’ for my next nut
G
And I\’m a pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
Bm
But, uh, c\’mon, get on (Yah)
A
Giddee-up, let\’s ride
D G Bm
I\’m HPV, don\’t let me in
A
I\’m a koala and I sleep all the time
D
So what? It\’s cute
G
We love you, India
Bm
We love you, Africa
A
We love the Chinese
D
We forgive you, Germany
[Chorus]
D G
Earth, it is our planet (It\’s our planet)
Bm A
We love the Earth (We love the Earth), it is our home (Home)
D G
We love the Earth, it is our planet (It is our planet)
Bm A
We love the Earth, it is our home
D
We love the Earth
[Verse 3]
D G
I\’m a man (Hello?)
Bm
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
A
I\’ve trudged the Earth for so damn long
D
And still don\’t know shit (What\’s going on?)
G
I hope it\’s not a simulation (Huh)
Bm
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
A
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, girls still look beautiful
D
And it covers up our human dick (Woo), eat a lot of tuna fish
D
But these days, it\’s like we don\’t know how to act
G
All these shootings, pollution, we under attack on ourselves
Bm A
Like, let\’s all just chill (Hey), respect what we built (Hey)
D
Like look at the internet! It\’s cracking as hell
G
Fellas, don\’t you love the cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
Bm
And I heard women orgasms are better than a dick (Uh)
A
So what we got this land for? What we gotta stand for?
D G Bm A
Love, and we love the Earth (The Earth)
D G Bm
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
A
I love this planet
D
Hey, Russia, we\’re cool
G
Hey, Asia, all of you, c\’mon
Bm
Every one of you from the plains to the Sahara
A
Let\’s come together and live
D G
Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, hum-dum-dum-dae-dum
Bm
우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요
A
Amamos la tierra
A
我们爱地球
[Outro]
D
(We love you, we love you)
G
C\’mon everybody, I know we\’re not all the same
Bm
But we\’re living on the same Earth (We love you, we love you)
A
Have you ever been to Earth?
Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana
D
(We love you, we love you)
We\’re not making music for aliens here
G
Are we gonna die?
Bm
You know what, Bieber? We might die (We love you, we love you) I\’m not going to lie to you
A
I mean, there\’s so many people out here who don\’t believe Global Warming\’s a real thing. You know?
D
We gotta save this planet. We\’re being stupid
G
Unless we get our shit together now
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