This is the chord progression of This Microphone by They Might Be Giants on Piano, Guitar, Ukulele and Keyboard.

[Verse]
Em                 Am               F               G
Selflessly hiding all emotions inside
Em               Am               Dm               G
Chilly and dry, New England style
Em               Am               F                             G
Nobody\’s figured out my twelve fatal flaws
Em                             Am               Dm               G
Who\’s keeping score? Who wins that war?
F               C
I\’m busting out
E               F               G
And I know everyone agrees

[Chorus]
Eb               Ab               Bb               Eb
Caring is carting bad ideas to the dump
Ab               Bb               Eb               Ab
And taking my time, taking my time
Bb               Eb               Ab               Bb Eb Bb/D
Hey, this microphone was turned on all along

[Break]
Em Am Dm G
Em Am F G
Em Am Dm G

[Verse]
Em               Am               F               G
I tried returning all that stuff to the store
Em               Am               Dm                             G
But then I bought more, then I bought more
Em               Am               F                             G
I\’m done explaining all these reckless displays
Em               Am               Dm     G
Hard to defend, I\’m in a haze
F               C
Old stories told
E                             F                             G
In brand-new clothes I bought today

[Chorus]
Eb               Ab               Bb                             Eb
Kindness is killing off my unfinished dreams
Ab               Bb               Eb               Ab
And walking away, just walking away
Bb Eb Ab Bb Eb Bb/D Cm Bb
Hey, this microphone was turned on all along

Eb               Ab               Bb               Eb
Caring is carting bad ideas to the dump
Ab               Bb               Eb               Ab
And taking my time, taking my time
Bb Eb Ab Bb Eb Bb/D Cm Bb Eb
Hey, this microphone was turned on all along

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