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  • CHORDS: AJR – Dear Winter Piano & Ukulele Chord Progression and Tab

    This is the chord progression of Dear Winter by AJR on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar and Keyboard.

    [Verse]
    F                         G                 C
    Dear Winter, I hope you like your name
    F                         G             F             G             Am             G                         F
    I hope they don\’t make fun of you, when you grow up and go to school, ok
    F             G                         C
    \’Cause winter is a badass name
    F             G                         C
    Dear Winter, I hope you talk to girls
    F             G             F             G             Am             G                         F
    Or boys or anyone you like, I just hope you don\’t stay in every night
    F                         G             C
    \’Cause I wish I was out tonight

    [Chorus]
    F             G             C
    Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
    F                                     G
    It really doesn\’t seem like there\’s anyone for me
    F                         F/F#                         G
    But dear Winter, I hope you like your name
    G/G#                         Am                         C                         F
    I\’m hoping that someday, I can meet you on this Earth
    Fm
    But shit, I gotta meet your mom first

    [Verse 2]
    F                         G                         C
    Dear Winter, I hope you like this song
    F             G             F                         G                         Am             G                         F
    And even when you\’re 13 And you scream at me for parenting you wrong
    F                         G             C
    I hope it\’s still a badass song

    [Chorus]
    F             G           C
    Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
    F                                                                         G
    It really doesn\’t seem like there\’s anyone for me
    F                                 F/F#                                 G
    But dear Winter, I hope you like your name
    G/G#                                 Am                 C                 F
    You know I cannot wait to teach you how to curse
    Fm
    But shit, I gotta meet your mom first

    [Verse 3]
    F                                 G                                 C
    Dear Winter, don\’t move too far away
    F        G                 F                 G                                 Am                 G                 F
    And please don\’t say I\’m hovering When I text you to ask about your day
    F                 G                 C
    I wanna hear about your day

    [Chorus]
    F        G                 C
    Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
    F                                                                                 G
    Will we still hang out and talk when I\’m no longer in charge?
    F                                 F/F#                                 G
    But dear Winter, I hope you like your name
    G/G#                 Am                 C                                 F
    I hope you let me take a shot with you on your 21st
    Fm
    But shit, you gotta ask your mom first

    [Outro]
    F                                 G                               C
    Dear Winter, I\’m looking for your mom
    F                 G                 F                 G                 Am                 G                 F
    I gotta find a girl that doesn\’t mind that I\’m inside my head a lot
    F                 G                 Am
    Winter, it won\’t be too long
    F                                 G                 C
    First, I just gotta find your mom

  • CHORDS: AJR – Humpty Dumpty Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for Humpty Dumpty by AJR on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    [Chorus]
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C                     Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said screw it
Am   G
I\'ma smile right through it
F
And I\'ll scream when no one\'s around
N.C
OK

[Refrain]
C Dm F Fm

N.C
OK

[Verse 1]
C
Something\'s wrong
        Dm
But I\'m scared to look it up
   F
If I do that and no one has it
Fm
I\'ll feel so alone
C
Something\'s wrong
          Dm
But don\'t pity me for long
   F
If you get sad, then I\'ll feel bad
     Fm
That I told you at all

[Prechorus]
C
I\'ve got friends in a lot 
of weird places
C                             
Wonder if they gonna call the 
              Bdim       Am
penny when my face hits
                 G
When my face hits, I could fake it
F                            N.C.
I could move away or I could suck 
it up and face it

[Chorus]
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C                       Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said screw it
     G
I\'ma smile right through it
         F
And I\'ll scream when no one\'s around
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C                       Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said screw it
          G
There\'s a big crowd looking
         F
And I\'ll scream when no one, 
when no one, when no one\'s around
N.C
OK

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    [Verse 2]
C
Look outside
               Dm
They\'re making snowmen on your street
F
Underneath your pillow
        Fm
You can sigh yourself to sleep
C
Look outside
               Dm
They\'re making snowmen on your street
F                Em
Hide behind your pillow
          Dm              Fm
Close the window \'cuz you know 
you can\'t be seen

[Prechorus]
C
I\'ve got friends in a lot 
of weird places
C                             
Wonder if they gonna call the 
              Bdim       Am
penny when my face hits
                 G
When my face hits, I could fake it
F                            N.C.
I could move away or I could suck 
it up and face it

[Chorus]
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C                       Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said screw it
     G
I\'ma smile right through it
         F
And I\'ll scream when no one\'s around
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C                       Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said screw it
          G
There\'s a big crowd looking
         F
And I\'ll scream when no one, 
when no one, when no one\'s around

[Refrain]
C             
 When no one, 
      Bdim      Am    G  F
 when no one\'s around
C Bdim Am G F
C Bdim Am G F

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    [Prechorus
C
I\'ve got shows in a lot 
of weird places
C                             
Wonder if they gonna call the 
              Bdim       Am
penny when my face hits
Am               G
Remember Vegas?
G             F                    
I can\'t take another panic episode 
     N.C
when I get off the stage man

[Chorus]
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C                       Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said screw it
     G
I\'ma smile right through it
         F
And I\'ll scream when no 
one\'s around
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C
Humpty Dumpty went
C                       Bdim
Humpty Dumpty went down
Am
He said screw it
          G
There\'s a big crowd looking
         F
And I\'ll scream when no one, 
when no one, when no one\'s around

[Outro]
C             
 When no one, 
      Bdim      Am    G  F
 when no one\'s around,
F                                               
When no one, when no one, 
when no one\'s around, 
                            C
when no one, when no one\'s ar...

  • AJR feat. Blue Man Group – Ordinaryish People Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for Ordinaryish People by AJR feat. Blue Man Group on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    [Intro]
G    G    Am     C   D  x2

[Verse 1]
Em
  Your happy friends
     G     Am
Call you depressing
Em                           G    Am
  Cause you wonder why we\'re all alive
Em
  Your downer friends
      G          Am
Think you’re too happy, too happy
Em                    G     Am
  Cause you still celebrate sometimes

[Verse 2]
Em
  Your hippie friends
     G     Am
Call you a sellout
Em                          G     Am
  Cause you buckle down and get a job
Em
  You still get high
    G         Am
But you\'re no hippie, no hippie
Em
  But all your work friends
G     Am
Think you are

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    [Chorus]
  Am                  Em          C
I guess the last time you had any fun
    Am                Em         C
Was way back when you weren\'t anyone
   C                   G
So goodbye Ordinaryish People
G                           Am
We had quite the run didn’t wе though
        C            D        G
But you gotta be somebody sometimе
G                         Am
I don\'t wanna pack up and leave though
            C           D     (G)
When you\'re nobody then nobody minds

[Interlude]
G    G    Am   C   D

[Verse 2]
Em
  Your pretty friends
     G        Am
They call you ugly
Em
   Your ugly friends
      G       Am
They call you vein
Em
  No you\'re not stupid
G           Am
You\'re just special
Em
  Well that\'s what all your
G     Am
Smart friends say

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    [Chorus]
  Am                  Em          C
I guess the last time you had any fun
    Am                Em         C
Was way back when you weren\'t anyone
   C                   G
So goodbye Ordinaryish People
G                           Am
We had quite the run didn’t wе though
        C            D        G
But you gotta be somebody sometimе
G                         Am
I don\'t wanna pack up and leave though
            C           D     (G)
When you\'re nobody then nobody minds

[Interlude]
G    G    Am    C   D  x4
G 

[Tag]
G                         Am
I don’t wanna pack up and leave though
            C           D      N.C.
When you\'re nobody then nobody minds

  • CHORDS: AJR – Hole In The Bottom Of My Brain Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are Hole In The Bottom Of My Brain chords by AJR on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
    [Intro]
G B7 Em D C

[Verse 1]
          G          
There\'s a hole in the 
              B7
bottom of my brain
           Em   
But when I party, 
      D         C
the hole goes away
        Bm      Em
But the party I throw
        Bm         Em
Needs a picture to post
       Am             
So the world knows the
           C
 party was great

[Verse 2]
          G          
There\'s a hole in the
              B7
 bottom of my brain
             Em    
But when you like me,
       D         C
 the hole goes away
           Bm        Em
So there\'s likes and hellos
     Am         D
On a post on my phone
     Bm      Em
Of a party I throw
       Am          D     
In the hole in the bottom
       G
 of my brain
G
This is how you do it, right?

    [Chorus]
C     G
Heads up
             B7       Em
I\'m sorry to be that guy
C     G
Heads up
               B7       Em
I\'m looking to just get by
Am              C    
Let\'s just say, let\'s
                G
 just say we\'re fine
G#

[Verse 3]
          A          
There\'s a hole in the 
              C#
bottom of my brain
             F#m    
But when you love me, 
      E          D
the hole goes away
        C#m         F#m
And the likes on my phone
        C#m         F#m
Yeah, they\'ll start to explode
     Bm                 D
If I go and explode in L.A.

[Verse 4]
          A           
There\'s a hole in the 
             C#
bottom of my brain
           F#m  
If I make money, 
     E          D
the hole goes away
               C#m 
Now there\'s a thing 
        F#m
made of gold
       Bm         E
In a home that I own
       C#m         F#m
From a song that I wrote
       Bm         E
About likes and hellos
     C#m        F#m
On a post on my phone
     C#m     F#m
Of a party I throw
       Bm          D    
In the hole in the bottom 
        A
of my brain
A
This is how you do it, right?

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    [Chorus]
D     A
Heads up
             C#      F#m
I\'m sorry to be that guy
D     A
Heads up
               C#      F#m
I\'m looking to just get by
Bm              F#m  
Let\'s just say, let\'s 
                D
just say we\'re fine

[Bridge]
        A          
Do, do, do, do, do,
    C#m  F#m
 do, do, do
    D   A             
Do, do, do, do, do, do,
 C#m  F#m
 do, do
       Bm            
Do, do Let\'s just say,
  D                    A
 let\'s just say we\'re fine
A#

[Verse 5]
          B           
There\'s a hole in the
             D#
 bottom of my brain
              G#m  
When I spend money, 
     F#        E
the hole goes away
     D#m         G#m
If I finally get clothes
         D#m     G#m
That are fancily sewn
        C#m       
I could finally be 
           E
ready for fame

[Verse 6]
          B          
There\'s a hole in the
                D#
 bottom of your brain
              G#m  
When you get famous, 
      F#        E
the hole goes away
            D#m        G#m
Now there\'s coke on the nose
     C#m          F#
Of a bro I don\'t know
     D#m         G#m
In a showroom of clothes
     C#m         F#
That were fancily sewn
     E
In a town that I loathe
     D#m
On a coast that gets stoked
     C#m
On the thing made of gold
     D#m
In a home that I own
     E
From a song that I wrote
      D#m
About likes and hellos
     C#m
On a post on my phone
     F#
Of a party I throw
      D#m       G#m
But I know I\'m alone
      D#m       G#m
No, I know I\'m alone
       C#m          E     
In the hole in the bottom 
       B     E B
of my brain

  • CHORDS: AJR – Turning Out Pt. iii Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are Pt. iii chords by AJR on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
    [Intro]
C F

[Verse 1]
Got it out of my
               C  F
 system, didn\'t I?
Did my two years on 
               G Dm
Tinder, didn\'t I?
Well, I wanted to
    C
 be wanted
F            G      
Suddenly I\'m wanting
 G     C F
 more
So we got a bit tangled,
            C F
 didn\'t we?
It\'s the best thing 
                      G Dm
that\'s happened to me
                   C
Got exactly what I wanted
F
What if I don\'t want this
G
Am I missing something?

    [Pre-Chorus]
       F               C
\'Cause half the time I can\'t 
love right
      F          Em     
And I can\'t have sex and 
    C        G
we both get quiet
     C           
Boy, I must be one 
  G         Am
fcked up guy

[Chorus]
C                 
  Oh, my God, what
   Em7
 a crazy night
Dm7                 
It\'ll be fine, quick,
  Am
 let\'s get married
C                   
  Man, I wish we were 
  Em7
eighty-five
    Dm7             
Thе rest of our life 
          Am
wouldn\'t sound so scary
Am        Em           
  Oh, I\'m spiraling now,
 C          Am         Em
 let\'s gеt kids and a house
           C      
Though I\'m riddled 
      Am
with doubts
        G
Is this how we turn out?

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    [Verse 2]
C F
    Hey, I love how you 
laugh when we\'re alone
C F
    How my dog\'s always 
happy when you\'re home
G Dm
     But my parents
 used to laugh too
C                      G
And I think they had a dog

(I don\'t know, I don\'t know)
C F
    But you’re late and
 you\'re messy, aren\'t you?
C F
  And I need too much
 attention from you
G Dm               
    Though we shrug
           C
 it off as nothing
F
Life is pretty long, it
G
Could turn into something

[Pre-Chorus]
       F               C
\'Cause half the time I can\'t
 love right
    F        Em        
And I\'m half yours, and
 C          G
 you\'re all mine
     C            
Boy, I must be one 
 G         Am
fcked up guy

[Chorus]
C                    Em7
  Oh, my God, what a crazy 
night
Dm7                   Am
It\'ll be fine, quick, let\'s
 get married
C                    
  Man, I wish we were 
 Em7
eighty-five
    Dm7             
Thе rest of our life
          Am
 wouldn\'t sound so scary
Am        Em          
  Oh, I\'m spiraling now,
  C          Am         Em
 let\'s gеt kids and a house
           C            Am
Though I\'m riddled with doubts
        G
Is this how we turn out?

[Post-Chorus]
F G Em Am
(Is this how
 we turn out?)
F G Em Am

[Bridge]
           F     
Everyone\'s got it, 
             G   
everyone\'s got it, 
               Em    
everyone\'s got it all 
             Am
figured out
           F     
Everyone\'s got it,
            G      
 what do I not get? 
             Em      
Everyone\'s got it all 
           Am
figured out

[Outro]
                    F
(Everyone\'s got it) Don\'t 
overthink it
    C
One day at a time, kid
G
Add up the days
            Am
You got someone to do
 life with
F
Don\'t overthink it
     C
It\'s not fucking science
G
Add up the days
            Am
You got someone to
 do life with
                    F
(Everyone\'s got it) Don\'t
 overthink it
    C
One day at a time, 
kid
G
Add up the days
            Am
You got someone
 to do life with
F
Love isn\'t big, kid
     C
It\'s little and quiet
G
Let\'s do today
G
I think you\'ll turn
 out to like it

  • CHORDS: AJR – 2085 Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are 2085 chords by AJR on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
    [Refrain]
A           Bm
You are not alone
      F#m
Young child
      D
Young child
A           Bm
You are not alone
      F#m
Young child
      D
Young child

[Verse 1]
A           Bm
If somebody told me
           F#m
I\'d die at forty
                D    
I wouldn\'t have spent 
            A
my time in bed
           Bm
Writing my dumb songs
               F#m
And my growing-up songs
            D
I should\'ve just grown 
up instead

    [Refrain]
A           Bm
You are not alone
      F#m
Young child
      D
Young child

[Verse 2]
A               Bm
Now, all of the interns
              F#m
Are no longer interns
              D     
How long have I been 
        A
out of town
                   Bm
\'Cause sometimes I wonder
         F#m
If I had kissed her
              Bm  
How different life 
                D
would be right now

[Pre-chorus]
  Bm           F#m
I smile when I cry
   A           D
To hide what I felt
    Bm    F#m
I\'m doing fine
A             D
Speak for yourself
Bm                 D
I should have just asked 
for help
A D

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    [Chorus]
A  Bm         F#m   
He-y, it\'s 2085, and 
              D
we\'re old as shit, whatever
A  Bm                
He-y, I\'d hate to have
     F#m                D
 to die \'fore I get my head 
together, whatever

[Refrain]
A           Bm
You are not alone
      F#m
Young child
      D
Young child

[Verse 3]
A              Bm
So finish your work now
             F#m
It\'s getting warm out
           D      
If you got friends,
                 A
 don\'t let them leave
                Bm
I turned twenty-something
               F#m
It didn\'t mean nothing
                  D   
\'Cause not one of them 
               A
were there to see

[Refrain]
A           Bm
You are not alone
      F#m
Young child
      D
Young child

[Verse 4]
A                Bm      
And go tell your grandson
                F#m
 to go tell his grandson
                  D  
You don\'t have to try
              A
 so hard, you know
                  Bm
\'Cause I spent my whole life
         F#m
Tryna be so liked
          Bm               D
That only made \'em hate me more

[Pre-Chorus]
    Bm         F#m
Did I make you proud?
    A            D
Did I screw this up?
     Bm      F#m
Sing with me loud
     A             D
It\'s all that I\'ve got
Bm                 D
To know if I did or not
A D

[Chorus]
A  Bm         F#m   
He-y, it\'s 2085, and
              D
 we\'re old as shit, whatever
A  Bm                 
He-y, I\'d hate to have
    F#m            
 to die \'fore I get 
    D
my head together
D                    A
Together, together, whatever

[Refrain]
A           Bm
You are not alone
      F#m
Young child
      D
Young child
D
(Whatever)
A           Bm
You are not alone
      F#m
Young child
      E
Young child
E
Whatever
E

[Bridge]
E            C#m
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, 
  G#m         A
ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
A                Am  
You gotta get better, 
                      E
you\'re all that I\'ve got
           C#m 
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh,
  G#m          A
 ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
A                Am
Don\'t take forever, 
                        E
you\'re not here for long
           C#m   G#m      A
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah-ah-ah
A                Am  
You gotta get better,
                      E
 you\'re all that I\'ve got

[Interlude]
E C#m G#m A Am

[Verse 5]
E
I wish I was me
             G#
Whoever that is
G#
I could just be
               C#m
And not give a shit
Hey, I\'ll be whatever 
             A
makes you a fan
\'Cause I don\'t know
 Am             E
 who the hell I am

[Verse 6]
E
I think it\'s too late
               G#
To figure this out
G#
If I could be me
                       C#m
I would have been it by now
C#m
Maybe I\'m a stone
             A
Or big as my house
It looks like our 
 Am              E
time is running out

[Verse 7]
E
So, if this is me
                G#
Then I\'ll do my best
G#
I\'ll take all the shit
             C#m
So you never have to
C#m
You can be you
                A
And I\'ll be the rest
                   Am 
Yeah, maybe that\'s who
            E
 the hell I am

[Bridge]
E         C#m  G#m        A
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh
A             Am    
You gotta get better, 
                       E
you\'re all that I\'ve got
E         C#m 
Whoa-oh-oh-oh, 
 G#m        A
whoa-oh-oh-oh
A                Am
Don\'t take forever, 
                        E
you\'re not here for long
E       C#m  G#m       A
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da
A             Am     
You gotta get better,
                      E
 you\'re all that I\'ve got
E       C#m  G#m       A
Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
A                Am
Don\'t take forever, 
                        E
you\'re not here for long

[Outro]
E           C#m
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm,
  G#m          A
 hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm
A                  
I gotta get better,
    Am             E
 I\'m all that I\'ve got
E           C#m 
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm,
 G#m          A
hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm
A              
For two or three 
  Am                 E
minutes, then I\'m gone

  • CHORDS: AJR – Joe Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for Joe by AJR on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    [Intro]
C  F  G  C  F  G  C  F  G  C  F  G 

[Verse 1]
              C           F        G
I believed in God back in 8th grade
                  C         
He could smoke an eighth on 
  F           G
a school day
                  C       
Remember when you laughed 
     F           G
at my last name
           C            F        G
Now I go by Met is that less lame   
of a last name

[Interlude]
C  Dm  Am   G  C  Dm  Am   G

[Verse 2]
              C                Dm
I believed in God back in 09
               Am
Always down to hang

He had no time
G
 Yeah
         C
But in a couple of years
        Dm
I’ll be so outta here
            Am
I’ll have a lotta new friends
      G
And I won’t even care

[Chorus]
C            Dm
I don’t ever think of you 
C/E            F
I got too much stuff to do
C                    Dm
Should have left you back in school
C/E           F
Joseph do you think I’m...
C            Dm
I don’t ever think of you 
C/E              F
Look at all this stuff I do
C                    Dm
I’ve playеd shows in Belarus
C/E            F        (C)
Now Joe do you think I’m cool

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    [Interlude]
C   Dm   Am   G   C   Dm   Am   G 

[Verse 3]
               C        
I could make a jokе but 
                  Dm
it feels strange
               Am      
Every time she laughed 
                   G
it would feel fake

But you could make her 
C                     Dm
Laugh in a real way
                      Am
Yeah I still use your jokes 
                   G
And they go great
                 C         
It took a little while but 
               Dm
I found love
                  Am
I thought you’d reply
                     G
You just thumbed up
                C         
I play a lot of shows but 
                 Dm
you don’t come
             Am                     G
I don’t even mind this is so dumb
So dumb

[Chorus]
C            Dm
I don’t ever think of you 
C/E            F
I got too much stuff to do
C                    Dm
Should have left you back in school
C/E           F
Joseph do you think I’m...
C            Dm
I don’t ever think of you 
C/E              F
Look at all this stuff I do
C               Dm
Probably not as much as you
C/E              F        (C)
Still Joe do you think I’m cool

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    [Interlude]
C   Dm   C/E   F   C   Dm   C/E   F

[Bridge]
C            Dm            C/E  F
I don’t ever think of you
C            Dm            C/E  F
I don’t ever think of you
C            Dm            C/E  F
I don’t ever think of you
C            Dm            C/E  F
I don’t ever think of you

[Verse 4]
C                 Dm
I got friends all up the coast
C/E              F
Proud of all the songs I wrote
    C                 Dm
But I can’t take this backpack off
C/E              F
It comes with me where I go
C              Dm
Maybe I’ll put out this song
    C/E                 F
And I won’t change your name at all
C                 Dm
Maybe then you’ll call me up
    C/E                F     (C)
And you’ll tell me how cool I got

[Outro]
C  F  G  C  F  G  C  F  G  C  F  G 
C

  • CHORDS: AJR – Maybe Man Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are Maybe Man chords by AJR on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
    [Verse 1]
E                 
Wish I was a stone,
                   G#
 so I couldn\'t feel
You\'d yell in my face,
                 C#m
 it\'d be no big deal
But I\'d miss the way
                   A
 we make up and smile
                    Am
Don\'t want to be stone,
               E
 I changed my mind

[Verse 2]
I wish I had eyes 
                    G#
in the back of my head
Then I could see the
              C#m
 places I\'ve been
But then I would know 
                      A
that you\'re talkin\' shit
                 Am      
I don\'t want to know what
              E
 my friends think

    [Verse 3]
Wish I were my dog 
              G#
out on the lawn
I\'d be so glad when 
                 C#m
I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, 
                   A
I wouldn\'t live long
                  Am   
I\'m sure gonna miss her 
            E
when she\'s gone

[Verse 4]
I wish I could act in
            G#
 a show on TV
\'Cause then I could 
                   C#m
practice not bein\' me
I\'ll practice my cry, 
                  A
put it into my reel
                  Am 
But you won\'t believe
                    E
 me when I cry for real

[Verse 5]
I wish that my brain would 
            G#
triple in size
I\'d nail every joke, 
                  C#m
I\'d win every fight
But I\'d get too deep with
               A
 that kind of mind
               Am     
I don\'t wanna know the
            E
 point of life

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    [Verse 6]
In some other life 
              G#
I would be rich
I\'d travel in style,
                C#m
 I\'d cover the bill
But couldn\'t complain 
                  A
\'bout anything small
              Am  
Nobody\'d feel bad 
           E
for me at all

[Verse 7]
If I was cocaine or
              G#
 a bottle of Jack
                          C#m
I\'d get invited to every frat
                        
But when you get old and
                       A
 your good days have passed
                 Am 
You\'ll only want me 
             E
when you\'re sad

[Verse 8]
Wish I was a song,
                 G#
 your favourite one
You\'d follow the dance 
               C#m
to me at your prom
I would be there when 
                A
your baby is born
                  Am    
For two or three minutes,
            E
 then I\'m gone

[Verse 9]
I wish I was big, 
                  G#
as big as my house
I\'d sleep on the trees, 
                  C#m
I\'d skip every crowd
0                       
But I wouldn\'t fit on my
               A
 therapist\'s couch
              Am   
God, I could really
          E
 use him now

[Verse 10]
I wish I was God, 
                  G#
I\'d never trip up
And if I did, well,
              C#m
 so fckin\' what?
I could be cruel and 
                  A
break all your stuff
              Am  
Yeah, I\'d be loved
            E
 no matter what

[Verse 11]
But if I was God, 
                    G#
it\'d get kinda weird
\'Cause you would only 
                   C#m
say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, 
                   A
you\'d love me to death
          Am    
I never know who 
            E
the hell I am

[Pre-Chorus]
E               
I wish I was me,
              G#
 whoever that is
I could just be and 
             C#m
not give a shit
Hey, I\'ll be whatever 
              A
makes you a fan
                    Am
\'Cause I don\'t know who 
the hell I am
(—am-am-am-am-am-am
                  E
am-am-am-am-am-am—)

[Chorus]
                     E G# C#m
One, two, pandemonium!
A                    E  G#
One, two, pandemonium! 
              C#m
Here I go again
A                    E  G#
One, two, pandemonium! 
              C#m
Here I go again
                     E G# C#m
One, two, pandemonium!
A
One, two
             E
Here I go again