Tag: Bo Burnham

  • CHORDS: Bo Burnham – A Song About A Chicken Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for A Song About A Chicken by Bo Burnham on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    [Intro]
    E  F#m  C#m  G#m7 E  F#m  C#m  G#m7 
    E  F#m  C#m  G#m7 E  F#m  C#m  G#m7
    A  B         C#m  B  B    G#7  A
    A  B         C#m  B  B    G#7  A 
    A  Am 
    
    [Verse 1]
        E             F#m 
    The chicken wakes up, 
             C#m        G#m7
    like she does every morning
    E       F#m       
     To the sounds of 
         C#m       G#m7
     her husband\'s screams
    E          F#m         C#m 
    Sat in the dark on the egg 
           G#m7
    she is warming
    E    F#m        C#m      G#m7
     She closes her eyes and dreams of
    A                     B
    Walking to Memphis, becoming 
    a dentist
    C#m  B   G#7  A
    Anything but  this
            A                  
    I mean, shе likes her life 
         B
    as a mothеr and wife
        C#m    B    G#7  A
    But is that all she  is?
         A             Am
    She stares out the window
    

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    [Verse 2]
        Emaj7     F#m      
    The very next morning, 
        C#m       G#m7
    the chicken decides to
    Emaj7      F#m   
    Make her escape, 
          C#m7     G#m7
    get a taste of freedom
        Emaj7        F#m       
    She runs out the coop that 
        C#m7           G#m7
    her life\'s been confined to
    Emaj7    F#m            
    Suddenly sees the thing 
          C#m7  G#m7
    she’s only  dreamed of
    A                      B
    Just up ahead, gophers run 
    through a meadow
    C#m   B      G#7   A
     Deer graze, birds sing
        A                  
    Her future is waiting, 
          B
    right there for the taking
    C#m      B    G#7  A
     There\'s just one  thing
        A            Am              E
    The chicken must first cross the road
       G#7
    The road
    

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    [Bridge]
    C#m       B                   A
     A sea of trees and green and moss
                  F#m      E      
    Waiting just across the road, 
       G#7   C#m
    the road
      B                A     
    A life of brighter days, 
                     Am
    a width of road away
    
    [Verse 3]
        E         F#m     
    The road is gigantic, 
        C#m        G#m7
    the chicken is little
    E          F#m             C#m   
    She moves ahead left-right-left, 
          G#m7
    right-left-right
    E          F#m         C#m  
    All of the sudden she stops 
           G#m7
    in the middle
    E         F#m        C#m     G#m7
    Frozen in place by a pair of headlights
         A                   B
    It\'s anyone\'s guess what then 
    happened next
       C#m   B     G#7  A
    But most think she  died
        A                     B
    But I think we ought to believe 
    that she got to
    C#m  B  G#7  A
     The other   side
       A              Am
    So that\'s why she did it
    
  • CHORDS: Bo Burnham – Sexting Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for Sexting by Bo Burnham on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    [Chorus]
    Cmaj7
    Sexting (Whoa)
    Gmaj7
     It isn\'t sex it\'s the 
    next best thing
    Cmaj7
    Sexting
    Gmaj7
     Aye, aye, AT&T
    
    [Verse 1]
    Cmaj7
     I am in bed I am ready 
     to go with you
    Gmaj7
     Tonight I\'m thinking of 
     taking it slow
             Cmaj7         
    We\'ll use emojis only, 
                             Gmaj7
    we don\'t need phonetical diction
                          
    We\'ll talk dirty like 
                   Cmaj7
    we\'re ancient Egyptians
    
    [Verse 2]
                                  Gmaj7
    You send me a peach, I send a carrot 
    back
    You send a Ferris wheel, 
                  Cmaj7
    that\'s pretty abstract
    I send back a ticket stubtickets 
                      Gmaj7
    implying that the Ferris wheel\'s 
    your body
                                       Cmaj7
    And I\'d really love admission to it
    Oh no! What if now you think that 
          Gmaj7
    I\'m implying your vagina is as 
    big as a Ferris wheel?
    Cmaj7
     You send back a snowman
    Gmaj7
     Crisis averted (Thank God)
    

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    [Chorus]
    Cmaj7
    Sexting (Whoa)
    Gmaj7
     It isn\'t sex it\'s the next best 
     thing (Next best thing)
    Cmaj7
    Sexting
    Gmaj7
     Aye, aye, AT&T
    
    [Verse 3]
    Cmaj7
     No more emojis, now it\'s on to words
    Gmaj7
    I ask what you\'re wearing. 
    You reply, \"A shirt\"
    Cmaj7
    You say, \"Are you naked?\"
                               Gmaj7
    I say, \"Yeah, except for a top hat\", 
    you say, \"lmao\" but I doubt that
    Cmaj7
     I\'m getting hot at just the 
     thought of what I\'d do to you
    Gmaj7
     Cause in my head I\'m in your bed 
     and getting through to you
    Cmaj7
     They made the internet for 
     nights like these
    Gmaj7
     I love you, baby, send a picture 
     of your tits, please
    
    [Chorus]
    Cmaj7
    Sexting (Whoa)
    Gmaj7
     It isn\'t sex is the next best thing 
     (Next best thing)
    Cmaj7
    Sexting
    Gmaj7
    We are sexting (Aye, aye, AT&T)
    

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    [Verse 4]
    Cmaj7
     You send the pic and say 
     it\'s now my turn
    Gmaj7
    Jesus fucking Christ I guess 
    I never learn
    Cmaj7
     My phone\'s flash is my 
     only light and
    Gmaj7
     The flash makes my dick 
     look frightened
    Cmaj7
     I chicken out and send a 
     picture of my face instead
    Gmaj7
     Because my dick looks like 
     the baby from Eraserhead
    Cmaj7
     You say, 
     \"I sent my titties that\'s not fair\"
    Gmaj7
     So I send it to you and 
     then my phone dies
    
    [Outro]
    Gmaj7                    Bm7
    Another night on my own, yeah
                      Em7
    Stuck in my home, yeah
    Sitting alone, one hand on my dick 
                              Gmaj7
    and one hand on my phone, yeah
                             Bm7
    Another night on my own, yeah
                      Em7
    Stuck in my home, yeah
    Sitting alone, one hand on my dick 
                              Gmaj7
    and one hand on my phone, yeah
                             Bm7
    Another night on my own, yeah
                      Em7
    Stuck in my home, yeah
    Sitting alone, one hand on my dick 
                              Gmaj7
    and one hand on my phone, yeah 
    (Pussy)
                             Bm7
    Another night on my own, yeah 
    (Titties)
                      Em7
    Stuck in my home, yeah (Balls)
    Sitting alone, one hand on my dick 
                              N.C.
    and one hand on my phone, yeah
    
  • CHORDS: Bo Burnham – Feel Good Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for Feel Good by Bo Burnham on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    [Verse 1]
    F#                   B/F#
    I just, I just wanna feel good
                 F#
    I just wanna feel good
                 B
    I just wanna feel good 
    (I just wanna feel good)
    F#                      B/F#
    Can you teach me how to feel good?
                 F#
    I just wanna feel good
                  B
    I just wanna (I just 
    wanna feel good)
    

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    [Verse]
    F#               B/F#
    Give me specific direction
                  F#
    On how I can feel good
                 B
    I just wanna (I just 
    wanna feel good)
    F#                    B/F#
    I’m not even close to kidding
                    F#
    Write it in an email
                 B       
    I just wanna (I just 
                F#
    wanna feel good)
    

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  • CHORDS: Bo Burnham – Feeling In My Body Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for Feeling In My Body by Bo Burnham on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    
    

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    [Verse]
    Dm7           Gm
    Feeling in my body
    C               F
    Way down deep inside me
      Dm         Gm
    I try not to fight it
    C         F
    (Describe it!) All right
      Dm7                 Gm
    A few things start to happen
       C               F
    My vision start to flatten
       Dm                Gm
    My heart, it gets to tappin\'
    C           F
    And I think I\'m gonna die
    

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  • CHORDS: Bo Burnham – Turning 30 Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for Turning 30 by Bo Burnham on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    [Intro]
    F
    
    [Verse 1]
      F
    I used to run for miles, 
    I used to ride my bike
              F                        
    I used to wake up with a smile and 
                              Gm
    go to bed at night with a dream, ah
                        F
    But now I\'m turning 30, no!
    
    [Verse 2]
      F
    I used to be the young one, 
    got used to meeting people
             F                       
    Who were used to meeting someone 
                             Gm
    who was born in 1990, no way! 
    (Yeah, I was born in 1990)
                    F
    Now I\'m turning 30, God, 
    God damn it
    
    [Chorus]
    F
    I\'m (Turning 30, turning 30, 
    turning 30, turning 30)
    Gm
    Turning (Turning 30, turning 30, 
    turning 30, turning 30)
    Eb
    Thirty (Turning 30, turning 30, 
    turning 30, turning 30)
                F
    I\'m turning 30 (Turning 30, 
    turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
    

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    [Verse 3]
         F
    When he was 27, 
    my granddad fought in Vietnam
         F                   
    When I was 27, I built a 
                          Gm
    birdhouse with my mom, oh fuck
           F
    How am I 30?
    
    [Verse 4]
              F
    I used to make fun of the boomers 
    in retrospect, a bit too much
        F
    Now all these fucking zoomers are 
    telling me that I\'m out of touch
             Gm
    (Oh yeah? Well, your fucking phones 
    are poisoning your minds. Okay?
            F
    So when you develop a dissociative 
    mental disorder in your late twenties 
    don\'t come crawling back to me)
    
    [Chorus]
    F
    I\'m (Turning 30, turning 30, 
    turning 30, turning 30)
    Gm
    Turning (Turning 30, turning 30, 
    turning 30, turning 30)
    Eb
    Thirty (Turning 30, turning 30, 
    turning 30, turning 30)
                F
    I\'m turning 30 (Turning 30, 
    turning 30, turning 30, turning 30)
    

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    [Bridge]
                F
    And now my stupid friends are 
    having stupid children
        Dm
    My stupid friends are 
    having stupid children
        Eb
    My stupid friends are 
    having stupid children
        F
    My stupid friends are 
    having stupid children
                F
    And now my stupid friends are 
    having stupid children
        Dm
    My stupid friends are 
    having stupid children
        Eb
    My stupid friends are 
    having stupid children
     F
    Stupid, fucking ugly, 
    boring children
    
    [Outro]
           Am
    It\'s 2020, and I\'m 30
         Dm
    I\'ll do another ten
      Bb                F
    2030 I\'ll be 40 and kill myself then
    
  • CHORDS: Bo Burnham – Any Day Now Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for Any Day Now by Bo Burnham on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    
    

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    [Verse]
    Bb             Cm7     
    It\'ll stop any day now 
         Dm      Eb   F7
    (any day now, any day now)
    Bb             Cm7     
    It\'ll stop any day now 
         Dm      Eb   F7
    (any day now, any day now)
    Bb             Cm7     
    It\'ll stop any day now 
         Dm      Eb   F7
    (any day now, any day now)
    Bb             Cm7     
    It\'ll stop any day now 
         Dm      Eb   F7
    (any day now, any day now)
    Bb             Cm7     
    It\'ll stop any day now 
         Dm      Eb   F7
    (any day now, any day now)
    Bb             Cm7     
    It\'ll stop any day now 
         Dm      Eb   F7
    (any day now, any day now)
    Bb             Cm7     
    It\'ll stop any day now 
         Dm      Eb   F7
    (any day now, any day now)
    Bb             Cm7     
    It\'ll stop any day now 
         Dm      Eb   F7
    (any day now, any day now)
    

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  • Bo Burnham feat. Socko – How The World Works Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for How The World Works by Bo Burnham feat. Socko on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    [Intro: Bo Burnham]
    Em         A
    Hey, kids
                             D     
    Today, we\'re gonna learn about 
            D  B/Eb
    the world
    
    [Verse 1: Bo Burnham]
    Em               A
    The world that\'s around us
              D
    Is pretty amazing
                    D
    But how does it work?
                   B/Eb
    It must be complicated
    Em                A              D
    The secret is the world can only work
                    D       B/Eb
    When everything works together
    
    [Verse 2: Bo Burnham]
      Em                A
    A bee drinks from a flower
                        D
    And leaves with its pollen
                    D
    A squirrel in a tree
                           B/Eb    Em
    Spreads the seeds that have fallen
               A
    Everything works together
    D           B/Eb          Em       A
    The biggest elephant, the littlest fly
    D           B/Eb         
    The gophers underground, 
        Em           A
    the birds in the sky
    Gb/Bb  Bm          Daug/Bb
    And every single cricket, 
           D/A         D(b5)/Ab
    every fish in the sea
    G                       E    
    Gives what they can and gets 
              A
    what they need
    
    [Chorus: Bo Burnham]
    D               E
    That is how the world works
    G               Em    A
    That is how the world works
    D
    From A to Zebra
           Gb7          Bm
    To the worms in the dirt
    G      D/A
    That\'s how it works
    

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    [Interlude 1: Bo Burnham & Socko]
    D      Gbm/Db
    Hey everyone
                           Bm7
    Look who stopped by to say hello
    Gbm/Db
    It\'s Socko
    D
    Hey!
              Gbm/Db
    Where you been, Socko?
              Bm7                    
    I\'ve been where I always am when 
               Gbm/Db
    you\'re not wearing me on your hand
    D                     Gbm/Db    
    In a frightening, liminal space 
               Bm7
    between states of being
               Gbm/Db
    Not quite dead, not quite alive
         D                     
    It\'s similar to a constant 
             Gbm/Db
    state of sleep paralysis
    Bm7                               
    Socko, we were just talking about 
                  Gbm/Db
    the world and how it works
    D                   Gbm/Db
    Boy, that sounds complicated!
    Do you have anything you\'d want 
         Bm7
    to teach us about the world?
               Gbm/Db                         
    I wouldn\'t say anything that 
    you probably 
            D
    haven\'t already said yourself
            Gbm/Db
    I don\'t know about that, Socko
    E                       A
    How about you give it a try?
    Alright!
    
    [Verse 3: Socko]
    Em                   A      
    The simple narrative taught 
                     D
    in every history class
                    D         
    Is demonstrably false and 
            B/Eb  Em
    pedagogically classist
                       A     
    Don\'t you know the world 
                  D
    is built with blood?
                 D          B/Eb
    And genocide and exploitation
    Em                    A       
    The global network of capital 
                  D
    essentially functions
                     D          
    To separate the worker from 
             B/Eb  Em
    the means of production
              A        
    And the FBI killed 
                  D
    Martin Luther King
    D       B/Eb       Em         A
    Private property\'s inherently theft
        D          B/Eb     
    And neoliberal fascists 
        Em             A
    are destroying the left
    Gb/Bb Bm       Daug/Bb
    And every politician, 
           D/A        D(b5)/Ab
    every cop on the street
                 G                
    Protects the interests of the 
               E         A
    pedophilic corporate elite
    
    [Chorus: Socko & Bo Burnham]
    D               E
    That is how the world works
    Really?
    G               E/Ab  A
    That is how the world works
    D                         
    Genocide, the Natives say 
        Gb7       Bm
    you got to it first
    G      D/A
    That\'s how it works
    

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    [Interlude 2: Bo Burnham & Socko]
    D             Gbm/Db
    That\'s pretty intense
       Bm
    No shit
                     Gbm/Db
    What can I do to help?
                  D
    Read a book or something, 
    I don\'t know
    Gbm/Db                        
    Just don\'t burden me with the 
    Bm7
    responsibility of educating you
    Gbm/Db
    It\'s incredibly exhausting
    D
    I\'m sorry, Socko
                        Gbm/Db  
    I was just trying to become 
                Bm7
    a better person
                         Gbm/Db   
    Why do you rich fucking white 
                             D
    people insist on seeing every
                    Gbm/Db                
    socio-political conflict through 
                    Bm7
    the myopic lens of your 
             Gbm/Db
    own self-actualization?
                      D
    This isn\'t about you
                       Gbm/Db     
    So either get with it, or get 
                       Bm7
    out of the fucking way
    Watch your mouth, buddy
            Gbm/Db               D
    Remember who\'s on whose hand here
    But that\'s what I--
                      Gbm/Db
    Have you not been fucking listening?
    Bm
    We are entrenched in--
    Alright, alright
          Gbm/Db
    Wait, no please!
    I don\'t wanna go back, please
    D
    I can\'t go, I can\'t go back
    N.C.
    Please, please, I\'m sorry
    Are you gonna behave yourself?
    Yes
    Yes, what?
    Yes, sir
    Look at me
    Yes, sir
    That\'s better
    
    [Chorus: Bo Burnham, Socko & Both]
    D               E
    That is how the world works
    G               E/Ab     A
    That is how the world works
    D
    I hope you learned your lesson
    Gb7          Bm
    I did and it hurt
    G      D/A
    That\'s how it works
    
  • CHORDS: Bo Burnham – Five Years Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for Five Years by Bo Burnham on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    [Spoken intro]
    Hey baby, uh, it\'s me
    Um, our anniversary\'s comin\' up, 
    it\'s a pretty big one
    And, um, I wrote a song 
            Em  F#m
    for you
    So I\'m just leaving 
        Bm   Bm/D      Bm       
    you this voicemail because, 
          Em       Fm#  
    um, I want the song 
         Bm  Bm/D   Bm
    to begin with this voicemail
                               
    Like, I want the voicemail 
       Em            F#m
    to play at the beginning of it
    Bm     Bm/D           Bm       
    So, if you could just download 
                            Em  
    this voicemail when you get 
                           F#m
    it and then text it to me
    Bm  Bm/D      Bm             
    Um, you might need to, like, 
                         Em  
    download another app to   
    F#m
    download the⁠—
    Bm      Bm/D            Bm       
    I don\'t know if you can rip your 
                             Em     
    voicemail right off your phone, 
              F#m
    you might need to, like—
         Bm     Bm/D      Bm
    Just Google it, don\'t call 
    me and ask me
    Em              
     \'Cause I know, 
       F#m
     I know what you\'re gonna do
                         Bm    Bm/D
    You\'re gonna, you\'re gonna get 
             Bm
    this and you\'re gonna 
    think you just can\'t do it
                     Em           
    And you\'re gonna call me, but 
         F#m
    then I\'m just gonna Google it
        Bm       Bm/D       
    So, just you Google it, 
              Bm
    you\'re an adult, 
    you can figure it out
    Em           F#m               
    Um, so just, figure it out and 
                     Bm   Bm/D   Bm
    text me the voicemail
    Um, immediately, 
                    Em    
    if you wouldn\'t mind, 
                         F#m
    like, right when you get this
               Bm    Bm/D      Bm
    Thank you, um, I love you, bye
    

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    [Verse 1]
    Em         F#m          
     You\'re my best friend, 
       Bm   Bm/D   Bm
     I love you
    Em        F#m    
     You know me and 
       Bm   Bm/D   Bm
     I know you
    Em      F#m           
     We got problems that 
           Bm   Bm/D   Bm
     we\'ve been through
    Em      F#m       
     We got shit that 
           Bm  Bm/D     Bm
     we\'ll get through, uh
                  Em      F#m
    You think I\'m rude to you
                Bm     Bm/D   Bm
    You think I am the worst
                           Em   
    Because I ask when you suck 
       F#m
    my dick
                       Bm  Bm/D  Bm
    To take out your Invisalign  first
    
    [Chorus]
            Em          F#m
    Come on, five years, five years
          Bm    Bm/D  Bm
    Still you, still  me, still here
    Em          F#m
     Five years, five years, baby
    Bm    Bm/D  Bm
     Five years, five years
    
    [Verse 2]
    We order Chinese, 
                  Bm  Bm/D
    I\'m eating my dumplings
        Bm             
    You reach over and 
                Em
    you take my dumpling
                   F#m  
    You don\'t even say, 
                      Bm  Bm/D
    \"Do you mind?\" or nothing
              Bm              
    Why would you assume that 
                         Em
    you\'re entitled to a dumpling?
         F#m          
    So I look at you, 
    Bm       Bm/D        
    you look back at me, 
                    Bm
    like, \"What the fuck did I do?\"
    Em                   F#m
    If you really wanted some 
    dim sum then
    Bm          Bm/D      Bm     
     You really should\'ve gotten 
                  Em         F#m
     some when we put in the order
                             Bm 
    You say, \"You\'re a psycho   
     Bm/D  Bm
    and I- I don\'t wanna fight
       Em          F#m        
    So, let\'s just drop this, 
                   Bm    Bm/D
    it\'s not a big deal\"
    Bm
    Okay, but for the record
    Em       F#m          Bm
     You owe me a dumpling, 
       Bm/D  Bm             Em  F#m
     I mean  it, I won\'t forget
        Bm
    You owe me a dumpling or 
    a dumpling equivalent
    

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    [Chorus]
    Em          F#m
     Five years, five years
          Bm    Bm/D  Bm
    Still you, still  me, still here
    Em          F#m
     Five years, five years, baby
    Bm    Bm/D  Bm
     Five years, five years
    
    [Verse 3]
    Em  F#m
     We found a spider in the house
    Bm   Bm/D        Bm
     You freaked and you jumped 
     up onto the couch
    Em       F#m
     Since I was close and able
    Bm  Bm/D      Bm
      I jumped up on the coffee table
    Em             F#m
    You said, \"You should kill that\"
    Bm  Bm/D       Bm
    I   said, \"Um, no, fuck that\"
    Em                  F#m  Bm  Bm/D
    You said, \"Come on, be a man\"
    What?
             Em         F#m     
    You\'re a total anti-sexist, 
      Bm   Bm/D  Bm
    a patriarchy fighter
             Em                  F#m
    But your whole world view collapses
        Bm     Bm/D      Bm
    The moment there\'s a spider, cool
    Em     F#m
     I get it, this is the real you
    Bm      Bm/D  Bm
     It\'s a pleasure, nice to meet you
    Em             F#m
    Shit like this brings 
    the movement down
    Bm           Bm/D       Bm
    Everyone\'s a feminist until 
    there is a spider around
    
    [Chorus]
    Em          F#m
     Five years, five years
          Bm    Bm/D  Bm
    Still you, still  me, still here
    Em          F#m
     Five years, five years, baby
    Bm    Bm/D  Bm
     Five years, five years
    
    [Outro]
    Em             F#m            
    How come every time I need to 
                      Bm  Bm/D
    take a poo in the bathroom
    Bm                       
    You out of the blue need 
               Em
    to use the bathroom?
         F#m
    Just use the guest 
    room bathroom
    Bm  Bm/D  Bm
     That\'s  why we got 
     two bathrooms
    Em    F#m
     Just use the guest 
     room bathroom
    Bm  Bm/D  Bm        
     That\'s  why we got 
             Em   F#m
     two bathrooms
            Bm  Bm/D  Bm
    And you know
    
  • CHORDS: Bo Burnham – Facetime With My Mom Tonight Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for Facetime With My Mom Tonight by Bo Burnham on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    [Intro]
    F G Am Bm C Em F Em
    F G Am Bm C Em F
    
    [Chorus]
    F                G            Am
     Pour me a drink and clear my schedule
     Bm   C                    Em  F  Em
    I\'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
    F                  G    Am
      These 40 minutes are essential
     Bm   C                   Em     F
    I\'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
    
    [Verse 1]
    F         G   Am          Bm   C
      I call, she answers and her hair 
      is wet
    Em   F                Em
        (hair is, hair is wet...)
    F         G   Am                
      I say, \"Did you just shower?\" 
      Bm C
      she says \"how\'d you guess?\"
      Em         F
    I say, \"Your hair is wet\" She says, 
    \"Oh yeah\"
    

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    [Chorus]
    F                G            Am
    I tell my boys I need some space, yeah
     Bm   C                    Em  F
    I\'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
                 Em        F            
    She\'ll hold her iPhone 5 no further 
                       G    Am
    than 6 inches from her face
      Bm     C                Em  F
    I\'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
    
    [Verse 2]
    F            G    Am              
      She says, \"Oh, look who\'s here. 
       Bm   C
      Say \'hi\' to Dad!\"
    Em   F                   Em
    (Dad, dad, hi, hi to Dad)
    F          G       Am          
     He says, \"How ya doing, bud?\" 
     Bm          C
     I say, \"I\'m not so bad\"
    Em         F
    And that\'s the deepest talk 
    we\'ve ever had
    
    [Chorus]
    F                 G     
      Watching as she looks 
             Am
      for her glasses
       Bm    C                Em  F
    I\'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
                        Em        F     
    She\'ll tell me all about the season 
           G          Am
    six finale of The Blacklist
      Bm     C                Em  F
    I\'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
    

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    [Outro]
    C             G            
      My mother\'s covering her 
                      F
      camera with her thumb
                   Dm   
    I\'ll waste my time, 
                       C
    FaceTiming with my mom
                G            
    My mother\'s covering her 
                    F
    camera with her thumb
                   Dm   
    I\'ll waste my time, 
                       C
    FaceTiming with my mom
                G            
    My mother\'s covering her 
                    F
    camera with her thumb
                   Dm   
    I\'ll waste my time, 
                       C
    FaceTiming with my mom
                G            
    My mother\'s covering her 
                    F
    camera with her thumb
                   Dm   
    I\'ll waste my time, 
                       C
    FaceTiming with my mom
    
  • CHORDS: Bo Burnham – Comedy Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are the chords for Comedy by Bo Burnham on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
    [Intro]
    Dm
    The world is changing
    Db+
    The planet\'s heating up
    F/C              G7        C  C#dim
    What the fuck is going on?
    Dm
    Rearranging
    Db+                           
    It\'s like everything happened 
           F/C
    all at once
                          G7       C C#dim
    Um, what the fuck is going on?
    Bb        C              F        
    The people rising in the streets, 
        Dm   C    Bb
    the war, the drought
    Bb          C            
    The more I look the more 
          F          Dm      C
    I see nothing to joke about
    Bb        C
    Is comedy over?
    F
    Should I leave you alone?
    Dm            C               
    \'Cause, really who\'s gonna go 
        Bb           C
    for joking at a time like this?
    F                         Dm 
    Should I be joking at a time 
           Am
    like this?
    
    [Pre-Chorus]
        Bb          C          
    I wanna help to leave this 
          F             Dm       C
    world better than I found it
         Bb             C
    And I fear that comedy won\'t help
             F                Dm    C
    And the fear is not unfounded
       Bb                        C
    Should I stop trying to be funny?
              A7          Dm      C   Bb
    Should I give away my money? No!
              Bbm
    What do I do?
    
    [Pre-Verse]
    Dm                 C        F      Dm
          Healing the world with comedy
    C                  Bb            Gm
    The indescribable power of your comedy
    Dm                   C  F
        The world needs direction
                      Dm  Eb
    From a white guy like me (Bingo)
                                     Bb
    Who is healing the world with comedy
    That\'s it!
    

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    [Verse 1]
    Dm  C        F            Dm
    The world is so fucked up
                 C
    Systematic oppression
    Bb             Gm
    Income inequality
    Dm
    The other stuff
    F                          
    And there\'s only one thing 
                    Dm
    I can do about it...
    Eb                             Bb
    While... while being paid, and being 
    the center of attention
    
    [Chorus]
    Dm       C   F           Dm
    Healing the world with comedy
    C                  Bb        
    Making a literal difference, 
        Gm
    metaphorically
    Dm               C  F
    A Jew walks into a bar
                       Dm  Eb
    And I\'ve saved him a seat
                       Bb
    That\'s healing the world with comedy
    
    [Verse 2]
    Dm                              C
    I\'m a special kind of white guy
    F                              
    I self-reflected and I want to 
         Dm        C
    be an agent of change
                             Bb
    So I am going to use my privilege 
    for the good
    Gm
    (Very cool, way to go!)
    Dm                 C
    American white guys
    F                          
    We\'ve had the floor for at 
           Dm  Eb
    least 400 years
                            Bb  
    So maybe I should just shut 
               Gm
    the fuck up
    N.C.
    ...I\'m bored
    Dm                   C
    I don\'t wanna do that
    F                         Dm
    There\'s got to be another way (Yes)
    C                           Bb      
    For me to help out without standing 
             Gm
    on the sidelines (Never)
    Dm                C
    The wait is over!
    F                          Dm
    I\'m white, and I\'m here to save 
    the day!
    Eb                          Bb
    Lord help me channel Sandra Bullock 
    in The Blind Side (Sandra Bullock!)
    
    [Chorus]
    Dm       C   F           Dm
    Healing the world with comedy
    C                  Bb        
    Making a literal difference, 
        Gm
    metaphorically
    Dm                        C  F
    And yes, most likely they\'ll pay me
                       Dm  Eb
    But I\'d do it for free
                       Bb
    I am healing the world with: Comedy
    

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    [Bridge]
    Bb                   F           
    If you wake up in a house that\'s 
            C
    full of smoke
                  Dm         
    Don\'t panic, call me and 
         C             Bb
    I\'ll tell you a joke
    Bb                F          
    If you see white men dressed 
        C
    in white cloaks
                  Dm         
    Don\'t panic, call me and 
         Am          Bb
    I\'ll tell you a joke
        F   A7                  
    Oh shit, should I be joking 
           Dm        C
    in a time like this?
    Bb         F                   C
    If you start to smell burning toast
                     Dm       
    You\'re having a stroke or 
         C           Bb
    overcooking your toast
    Bb                   F    
    If you wake up in a house 
                   C
    that\'s full of smoke
                  Dm         
    Don\'t panic, call me and 
         C             Bb
    I\'ll tell you a joke
    Bb                F          
    If you see white men dressed 
        C
    in white cloaks
                  Dm         
    Don\'t panic, call me and 
         Am          Bb
    I\'ll tell you a joke
        F   A7                  
    Oh shit, should I be joking 
           Dm        C
    in a time like this?
    Bb                    
    Somebody help me out, 
                 Bbm
    \'cause I don\'t know
    
    [Pre-Chorus]
        Bb          C          
    I wanna help to leave this 
          F             Dm       C
    world better than I found it
         Bb             C
    And I fear that comedy won\'t help
             F                Dm    C
    And the fear is not unfounded
       Bb                        C
    Should I stop trying to be funny?
              A7          Dm      C  Bb
    Should I give away my money? No!
        C7         D7
    I know what I gotta do!
    
    [Chorus]
    Em      D     G             Em
    Healing the world with comedy
    D                  C         
    Making a literal difference, 
        Am
    metaphorically
    Em          D        G
    I swore I\'d never be back
                     Em   F
    But now I\'m back on my feet
                        C          Am
    And I\'m healing the world with comedy