These are Hi Toxic Gossip Train chords by Colleen Ballinger on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
[Words]
G
Hey
It\'s been a while
since you saw my face
G7
I haven\'t been doing so great
So I took a little break
G
A lot of people are saying
some things about me
that aren\'t quite true
D7
Doesn\'t matter if
it\'s true though
Just as long as it\'s
G
entertaining to you, right?
You guys having fun?
[Chorus]
G
All aboard the toxic
G7
gossip train
C
Chugging down the tracks
D7
of misinformation
G G7
The toxic gossip train
C
You got a one way ticket
D7
to manipulation station
G G7
Toxic gossip train
C
Tie me to the tracks and
Cm
harass me for my past
G
Those rumors look like facts
E7
if you don\'t mind the gaps
C
I won\'t survive in
D7
the crash but hey
G
At least you\'re havin\' fun
G
[Spoken]
G
Uh, hi everyone
G
I\'ve been wanting to come
online and talk to you
about a few things
G
Um, even though my team
has strongly advised me
to not say what I want to say
G
I recently realized that
they never said that
I couldn\'t
sing what I wanna say, so
G
Here I am, and, um, today
I only wanna talk
about the facts
G
So, I hope that you\'ll
be willing to listen
G
Here we go
G
Many years ago,
I used to message my fans
G
Uh, but not in a creepy way
like a lot of you are
trying to suggest
G
It was more of a loser
kind of way
G
Where I was just trying
to be besties with everybody
G
It was kinda like, uh when
you go to like a
family gathering,
you know?
G
And there\'s a weird aunt
there who keeps coming up
to you and going like
\"Hey girl, what\'s the tea!\"
G
And you\'re like \"Ehhh\"
G
Um, that was me,
but in group chats with my fans,
it was weird
[Verse 1]
G
I\'ve been sharing my life
online for over 15 years
G
I\'ve poured my heart out to
and because of that I feel
C
Like I\'m talking to my friends,
but, in the beginning of my career
D7
I didn\'t really understand that
maybe there should be
some boundaries there
C G
There were times in the DMs
when I would overshare
D7 G
Details of my life, which
was really weird of me
C G
I haven\'t done that for years,
you see
D7
Because I changed my behavior,
G
and I took accountability
[Spoken words]
But that\'s not very
interesting, is it?
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[Chorus]
G
So let\'s go on the
G7
toxic gossip train
C
The locomotive\'s fueled
D7
with hateful accusations
G G7
The toxic gossip train
C
Steamroll over someone\'s
D7
reputation
G G7
Toxic gossip train
C
Hop on board, but close
your eyes,
Cm
otherwise you\'ll realize
G
That the train is made of lies
E7
and that person you despise
C
Maybe didn\'t deserve to die,
D7
but hey
G
At least you\'re havin\' fun
[Spoken]
G
In all seriousness, I do think
it\'s really important to hold
people accountable for
their mistakes
G
Um, y\'know, we should hope
that everyone can learn
from their mistakes
G
And grow, and change their
behavior, and be
a better person
G
This is something that
I\'ve always tried to do
when I make mistakes
G
And is something that I will
continue to try t- what?
N.C.
Oh, you don\'t care? Oh, okay
[Verse 2]
G
I thought you wanted me to
take accountability
G7
But that\'s not the point of
your mob mentality is it, no
C
Your goal is to ruin the
life of the person you despise
D7
While you dramatize your
G
lies and monetize their demise
[Spoken]
G
Yeah, um, I feel like
I can already hear the
comments on this video
C
\"She\'s gaslighting,
manipulating!\"
G
\"Ugh, she\'s a narcissist
and a rat!\"
D7
\"I would never make a
mistake like that.\"
[Verse 3]
G
Oh, I\'m sorry
I didn\'t realize
G
That all of you are perfect,
so please, criticize me
C
Bring out the daggers
made from your perfect past
D7
And stab me repeatedly
in my bony little back
C G
I\'m sure you\'re disappointed
D7 G
in my shitty little song
C
I know that you wanted me
G D7
to say that I was 100%
G
in the wrong
C
Well, I\'m sorry, I\'m not
G
gonna take that route
D7
Of admitting to lies and
G
rumors that you made up for clout
[Verse 4]
G
Hey everybody,
I found someone new to harass
G7
She did some things that
I do not like, in her past
C
So everybody, gather \'round,
D7
\'cause we\'re about to attack
D7
But not based on facts, oh no
C
Your loaded lethal weapon
Cm
is your fingers on the keys
G
You don\'t need any armor when
E7
you can hide behind a screen
C
So, shoot me down, quick,
D7
with a click, and bam
G
My reputation\'s deceased
[Spoken]
G
Uh, I also wanted to
take a minute to talk
about that girl, Miranda Sings
G7
You know the one, yeah her
C
Uh, she\'s PG-13, it says
that on my website
[Verse 5]
C
And it\'s always been that way
D7
And that\'s why you won\'t
find my videos on the
YouTube Kids app
C
Anyway, um, I didn\'t realize
G
it was my responsibility
D7
To decide what was appropriate
G
for every kid to see
C
I\'ve always relied on parents
G
to decide if they\'re comfortable
D7
With their families watching
G
my YouTube videos or coming
to my live shows
G
Now, have I made some jokes
in poor taste? Yes
G7
Have I made lots of
dumb mistakes? Yes
C
Am I sad that there\'s some
fans that feel betrayed? Yes
D7
But was my intention to
manipulate? No
[Spoken]
G
It doesn\'t really matter
what my intention was
G
\'Cause it seems as though
everyone\'s already
decided on that
G
Let me tell you, it\'s not very
fun to have millions of
people all over the world
G
Call you the most vile,
horrendous, disgusting,
life-ruining words
G
That a person can be called,
in my opinion
G
Um, it doesn\'t matter
that these things aren\'t true
G
Uh, everyone just believes
that you are the type of
person who manipulates and
abuses children
So, I just wanted to say that,
um
G
The only thing that I\'ve ever
G7
groomed is my 2 Persian cats
C Cm
I\'m not a groomer, I\'m
just a loser
[Verse 6]
G
Who didn\'t understand
G7
I shouldn\'t respond to fans
C
And I\'m not a predator even
Cm
though a lot of you think so
G
Because 5 years ago,
D7
I made a fart joke
So,
C
even though I know this
G
video won\'t change anyone\'s
mind about me
N.C.
I still felt it was important
D7
to come on here and defend
myself a little
G
And take accountability
N.C.
And I also wanted to say that
C
To anyone out there who has
G
ever supported me in any capacity
[Spoken]
D7
I really, really
appreciate you, thank you
For what it\'s worth,
I never had any bad intentions
But I do feel like shit
[Chorus]
G G7
The toxic gossip train
C
Chugging down the tracks
D7
of misinformation
G G7
The toxic gossip train
C
You got a one way ticket
D7
to manipulation station
G G7
Toxic gossip train
C
Tie me to the tracks and
Cm
harass me for my past
G
Rumors look like facts
E7
when you don\'t mind the gaps
C
I won\'t survive in
D7
the crash but hey
N.C.
I hope you had some fun
[Spoken]
N.C. G
Actually, y\'know, I feel
like maybe I should
G
Let you guys know something, um
G
Seems like, maybe you\'re
confused about something?
I don\'t know
Let me try to help, um
[Verse 7]
G
Sometimes people make a mistake
and it doesn\'t make them
a horrible person, whoa
C
Sometimes people can make
D7
a mistake and they\'re still
a good person
Crazy, I know
G
Sometimes people can make
G7
a mistake and you don\'t have
to take that mistake, oh no
C
And twist it up, and grind it,
and add some lies to it,
and pulverize it
C
And stab it with knives,
and ruin a life, and, oh no
G
Sometimes people can
make a mistake,
G7
it doesn\'t mean you gotta
send them hate, oh no
C
Sometimes people can make
D7
a mistake and you can kindly
let them know, and help
them to grow
C G
Sometimes people make mistakes,
G
simply because they
E7
made a mistake?
C
And that mistake doesn\'t
D7
make them a terrible human
G
It just makes them a human
[Spoken words]
But what do I know?
Fuck me, right?