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  • CHORDS: Golf Brooks – Damn I Missed Again Chords on Piano & Ukulele

    These are Damn I Missed Again chords by Golf Brooks on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
    [Verse 1]
    D                       
    Old Luther was a golfer,
         E
     who used to get upset
    A                          
    Every time he missed a shot,
      D
     the madder he would get
    D                            
    He didn’t care
     who was around,
      E
     not even in a crowd
    A            
    If something didn’t 
    go his way,
     he’d cuss and swear
          D
     out loud
    
    [Verse 2]
    D                          
    One day when he was playing,
      E
     a preacher played along
    A                         
    But Luther, he didn’t mind 
            D
    at all, he just played
     on and on
    D                         
    Well they got to the first 
               E
    green, and a two foot
     putt stayed out
    A                         
    The Preacher got an earful 
                              D
    when he heard old Luther shout
    
    [Chorus]
    D                      
    Oh damn I missed again, 
     E
    that really blows my mind
    A                           
    You know I’ve made that same 
                  D
    damn shot at least 
    a hundred times
    D                        
    Damn how stupid can I be? 
      E
     How did I miss that thing?
    A                 
    Oh I practiced and 
    I practiced and oh 
                    D
    damn I missed again
    
    [Verse 3]
    D                      
    Well the preacher said,
                              
     Now Luther, you shouldn’t
     E
     cuss and swear like that
    A                     
    Cause God’ll send down 
    a lightning bolt and he’ll 
      D
    show you all his wrath
    D                        
    Luther said I’m sorry sir,
            E
     I’ll watch it from now on
    A                 
    But when his next
    shot went astray, 
                          D
    he shouted loud and long
    

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    [Chorus]
    D                     
    Oh damn I missed again,
      E
     that really blows my mind
    A                          
    You know I’ve made that same 
                   D
    damn shot at least
     a hundred times
    D                        
    Damn how stupid can I be? 
      E
     How did I miss that thing?
    A                 
    Oh I practiced and
     I practiced and oh damn 
              D
    I missed again
    
    [Verse 4]
    D                     
    Well the preacher said 
                       E
    I warned you son, as he
     raised his hands up high
    A                       
    And Luther jumped as the
                         D
     clouds got dark and thunder
     filled the sky
    D                         
    Then the lightning struck,
                          E
     and Luther shook, but the 
    preacher fell down dead
    A                     
    And a great voice came 
    out of the sky and 
                      D
    this is what it said
    
    [Chorus]
    D                      
    Oh damn I missed again,
     E
     that really blows my mind
    A                           
    You know I’ve made that same
                  D
     damn shot at least 
    a hundred times
    D                        
    Damn how stupid can I be? 
      E
     How did I miss that thing?
    A                             
    Oh I practiced and I practiced 
                          D
    and oh damn I missed again
    
    D
      oh its so hard to judge
     distance  back to 
    the practice range..
    
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