This is the chords of Never Google Your Symptoms by Henrik Widegren on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar and Keyboard.
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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One evening, my father said: My son
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I\’m dying and soon I\’ll be gone
Em
But before my final farewell:
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Hear me. And hear me well
Em
Do whatever you want to do
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Have a plan or roll the dice
Em
But one thing is strictly taboo
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Please, follow my advice
[Chorus]
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Never google your symptoms
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That is my only prescription
Em Am
You get a hundred diagnoses
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And medieval prognoses
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Every sign is a serious condition
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[Verse 2]
Em
If you google \’cough\’ and \’diagnosis\’
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You have got tuberculosis
Em
And if you google fever and re
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You\’ve got Ebola and soon will be dead
Em
And if you google \’I\’ve a runny nose\’
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It\’s CSF. Your brain is leaking juice!
Em
And if you google itch and prognosis:
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Anaphylactic chock or psychosis
[Chorus]
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So never google your symptoms
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Seldom it brings any wisdom
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You want to discover
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But you might uncover
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That you have an extra chromosome
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[Bridge]
Em
So this is what I heard my father say
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And then he closed his eyes and passed away
Em
The autopsy report was very clear
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Death from hypochondric fear
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Which is custom
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When you google
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Your symptoms
[Chorus]
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Never google your symptoms
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The hit list is never awesome
Em Am
Pain in your left arm?
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Heart attack alarm!
Em Am
Do you feel a little weak? Yes
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You\’ve got ALS!
Em Am
If you have a slight anemia
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You\’ve got leukemia!
Em Am
Are you a little crazy?
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You\’ve got ADHD
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So never, ever google
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Your symptoms!
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