These are Granda chords by Matt McGinn on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
[Chorus]
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Granda gggranda he fell
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o’er the verandah
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They carted him away
in a Panda
A
Drunk and disorderly
[Verse 1]
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Granny gggranny
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she was full o the lanny
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Battered his heid wi a tranny
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Cos he switched aff radio 3
[Chorus]
A
Granda gggranda he
E
fell o’er the verandah
E
They carted him away in a Panda
A
Drunk and disorderly
[Verse 2]
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Mammmy mmmammy she
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kicked up a rammy
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Battered my granny wi a shammy
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For acting so drunkenly
[Chorus]
A
Granda gggranda he fell
E
o’er the verandah
E
They carted him away in a Panda
A
Drunk and disorderly
[Verse 3]
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Doctor dddoctor said she’d
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nae right as a daughter
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she hit her ain mammy
so he choked her
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made a wee orphan o me
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[Chorus]
A
Granda gggranda he fell
E
o’er the verandah
E
They carted him away in a Panda
A
Drunk and disorderly
[Verse 4]
A
Daddy dddaddy he
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said he was glad
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he told me if I’m
a good laddie
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He’ll get a new mammy for me
[Chorus]
A
Granda gggranda he
E
fell o’er the verandah
E
They carted him away
in a Panda
A
Drunk and disorderly
A
Drunk and disorderly