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This is the chords of Wondering Tonight by Ninja Sex Party on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar and Keyboard.

[Intro]
Bb Eb
Bb Eb

[Verse 1]
F            Bb         
Sometimes I think of you 
     Eb
and I
             F              
I thought we made a perfect 
 Bb
couple
        Eb
But you said goodbye
F              Bb    
Now time will heal a 
          Cm
wounded heart
            F             
But when I look up at the 
 Bb
stars
          Eb  F    Eb   F
I wonder where you are

[Chorus 1]
    Gm  F Bb
Now Tonight
                    F        
I wonder who you’re slamming 
       Gm F Bb
hard tonight
               F         
Who is looking deeply in 
     Gm F Bb
your eyes                           
And railing the shit right 
F           Cm
out of you tonight
F                   
Whose balls are you 
           Bm
gargling tonight?

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[Verse 2]
F       Bb           
I sit here underneath 
     Eb
the moon
           F      
Wondering how our 
         Bb
cherished memories
     Eb
Were gone so soon
F         Bb         
I throw a stone into 
    Eb
the lake
           F            
And think about how you 
    Bb
are all
           Eb F   Eb   F
I’ll ever know of grace

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[Chorus 2]
    Gm F Bb
And tonight
                       F      
Whose fuck-rod are you jacking 
     Gm F Bb
off tonight
      F                    
Who’s lifting you so gently 
         Gm F Bb
to the sky
      F                 
Then skewering you with 
                  Cm
meat-sword fuel tonight
    F                       
Who are you slinging yogurt 
        Gm F Bb
with tonight?

[Interlude]
Bb F
Gm F Bb
Bb F
Gm F Bb
Bb F Cm

[Chorus 3]
   Gm* F* Bb*
Tonight
    Bb*              F*    
I’m missing you like crazy 
   Gm* F* Bb*
tonight
    Bb*               F*       
I’m sitting here just thinking 
      Gm* F* Bb*
about why
    Bb*               F*  
I’m alone without you next 
         Gm*
to me tonight
 F*
Whose hog are you snarfing 
on tonight?

These are Death Metal by Ninja Sex Party on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar & Keyboard.

[Verse 1]
B                 
We were writing
        B
this album
   Em                       
My manager called and said:
 Em
\"we need a hit\".
               E                     
He said: \"your music\'s not 
           B
current enough for the kids,
            E                       
so write a death metal song\".
                B
 We said: \"Heck yeah you got it!\"
B                 B
So I got out my beach ball,
      Em                        
my Hawaiian shirt with little
    Em
coconuts on the sleeves
      E                             
and wrote this brutal jam 
           B
while the tall palm trees
   E                       
began to sway gently in the
F#7             E
island breeze.

[Chorus 1]
                  B
Death metal, the metal of
 death.
        A                         
Better drink that margarita 
         E                E
before your last breath.
                            
The taste of Satan from our
 B 
rock armada,
       A                     
An umbrella of evil in
       F#          E
 your piña colada.
              B
Death metal, put on
 your leis.
          A                          
Surfin\' waves as your 
                E
rotting mortal soul decays.
     E                        
Lay back in the sand and 
        B
drift slowly away,
      E                                   
and renounce your God\'s 
                  F#            B
existence at the seafood buffet.

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[Verse 2]
                      B
Our manager called us back 
and said:
SPOKEN: \"Hey guys, it\'s your
 manager Brent. This definitely
 isn\'t death metal.
It sounds more like Jimmy 
Buffet\"
    E    
We laughed at the way he\'s
         B
 always joking around
             E     
and then we tuned our 
             B  
ukuleles to get that 
             B
dark sound.
We were in the metal 
     B
festival that night
   Em     
To play with some bands, 
       Em
it as such a great list.
      E               
Like Demigod Slut and
 B 
Chasm of filth
     E    
and Maggot Desecration 
     B
And Graves of Piss.

[Steel drum solo]
B                B        
SPOKEN: \"Steel drum solo! 
 Em           Em          E   
Defile me with that sax! Easy on 
               B              E  B
those coconut shrimp, Jerry!\"

[Chorus 2]
E                B
Death metal, the metal 
of death.
        A         
Tanning lotion on Corpse,
            E
he needs a high SPF.
        E     
Playing frisbee all day,
              B 
you\'ll be running like a
cheetah.
F#                
Sacrificing goats with a
            F#7   E
 sweet señorita.
              B
Death metal, choke on
 our scum
            A      
Thanks for joining us today 
             E
for all our tropical fun
          E       
I have to say this vile 
B
concert went well
    F#      
Now suck this music tribute 
       F#7
to our dark lord in hell!
(death metal noises)
SPOKEN: \"What the heck was that?\"

These are Sports Anthem by Ninja Sex Party on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar & Keyboard.

[Intro]
Spoken: \"Well, here we are! 
It\'s the championship game.
There are two seconds left
 on the clock,
and it looks like it\'s going
 to all fall on the shoulders 
of this one man!\"

[Verse 1]
            Dm    
You\'ve been training your 
                     Dm
whole life for this day.
              Dm      
Don\'t let the stadium of 
                        Dm
people take your focus away.
     A#                Dm
It\'s all come down to this 
           Dm       A#   Dm
one play! (whoa, whoa hey)
            Dm   
This is the moment you\'ve 
Dm        Dm
been waiting for.
Gm      
One more win could open 
Dm
every door.
     Gm     
It\'s all on you, we really
Gm                       A# 
want you to score! (whoa-oh, 
     Dm 
whoa-oh oh). So:

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[Chorus 1]
Dm  
Don\'t f***k it up, don\'t 
 Dm
f***k it up
               F         C   
Don\'t f***k it up, don\'t f***k
         Dm
 it up, don\'t f***k it up (hey)
Dm                      Dm
Don\'t f***k it up, don\'t f***k
it up
               F         C  
Don\'t f***k it up, don\'t f***k
       Dm
it up, don\'t f***k it up
        Dm   Dm
f***k it up

[Verse 2]
           Dm 
Can you believe how many
Dm               Gm
people are here?
             Gm  
You must be feeling so much 
           Dm
doubt and fear.
Gm      
No big deal, it\'s just
 your 
 Gm
life and career, so:

[Chorus 2]
Dm     
Don\'t f***k it up, don\'t 
Dm
f***k it up
              F         C  
Don\'t f***k it up, don\'t f***k
        Dm
it up, don\'t f***k it up (hey)
Dm                      Dm
Don\'t f***kit up, don\'t f***k
it up
              F         C 
Don\'t f***k it up, don\'t f***k
        Dm
it up, don\'t f***k it up

[Build-up to outro]
SPOKEN: \"Okay, here it is.
 My big moment. Everyone is 
counting on me. Focus, focus.
This is for you dad,
 I love you. Here we go!
Whoops!\"

[Outro]
Em    
You f****d it up, you
Em
f****d it up
              G       D  
You f****d it up, you f****d
       Em
it up, you f****d it up!
 (I\'m bad at sports!)
Em                    Em
You f****d it up, you f****d
 it up
              G        D  
You f****d it up, you f****d
       Em
it up, you f****d it up!
          Em
F****d it up!
NICE!

These are Dig Ol Bick by Ninja Sex Party on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar & Keyboard.

[Intro]
I got a dig ol\' bick, 
gonna tuck you hard fonight.
You\'re gonna blap my salls 
around what a hot delight.
        B     
Take my hong in your schland,
       A
 go to town on your man.
       G       
Gonna say it in a way only
G
you understand.
         G      
I got a dig ol\' bick, gonna
F#7                    E
jash your smunk tonight
B       B
Oh! Oh?  Yeah, oh.

[Verse 1]
B                   B
Lover, you got that sex appeal.
A        
Your eyes are telling me
A
how you feel.
E                     
I\'d love to give you 
 E
what you want,
D        
but there\'s so many people
 at this restaurant.
B                      B
I was just about to begin,
        A     
when a priest, three nuns, 
         A
and your mom walked in.
E                      
So now I\'ll speak in our
v 
secret code,
     F#7  
that only you and I
F#7
could possibly know.

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[Chorus 1]
         B   
I got a dig ol\' bick,
       A    
gonna tuck you hard 
      E  G A 
fonight.
             B  
You\'re gonna blap my salls 
  A                   E  G A 
around, what a hot delight.
         B   
Take my hong in your schland,
       A
 go to town on your man.
      E   
Gonna say it in a way only
 G             A
 you understand.
         B      
I got a dig ol\' bick, gonna
 F#                   E 
jash your smunk tonight.
B

[Verse 2]
B                   B
You like my bace between 
your foobs
    A             
I\'m all nice and clean, \'
        A
cause I paved my shubes.
E                E
You and I make a sexy team.
   D                     
So break out the berries and 
    D
the tub of cripped wheam.
    B       B          
Now tell me something:
A                    A
Which would turn you on?
       E   
Should I dress like the 
E
mench fraid tonight,
       F#7    
or the very tall hell-wung
F#7
leprecaun.

[Chorus 2]
         B      
I got a dig ol\' bick, and
      A                  E  G A
we\'re gonna lake move tonight.
           B                    
You got a bine ass footy and you
A                        E   
know I\'m gonna reat it tright,
           G A
 tright, tright!
        B       
Put my thack on your sighs, 
       A
got my heart on the rise.
       E     
Gonna say it in a way only
G        A
you recognize.
         B    
I got a dig ol\' bick and I\'m 
 F#                     E   G A
gonna how you plard tonight.

[Guitar Solo]
B A E D B A B