These are Jort Storm chords by Slimecicle on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
[Intro]
G#m
This just in!
We\'re receiving reports
that a new fad is taking
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the nation by storm.
It\'s name? JORTS
G#m
But it appears as if this
breakthrough in jean-short
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splicing technology is
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casing irregular weather
patterns
all across the globe (Whoo!)
[Verse 1]
G#m
It\'s the warmer season,
so I can\'t wear jeans
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I really like the denim,
but not the length of the seam
G#m
My mom dresses cas and
my dad likes to preen
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I\'m not like either of them,
G#
I got the recessive gene!
[Chorus]
G#m
Jort storm!
D#m
Jort storm\'s comin\' tonight
G#m
A jort storm!
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It\'s a category 5
G#m
Jort storm
D#m
Jort storm\'s comin\' tonight
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I said a jort storm\'s comin\',
so run and hide!
[Bridge]
G#m
Jorticane
D#m
Jortnado
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Jortnami
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Jortquake
G#m
Jortruption
F#
Jortalanche
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Jortpocalypse
[Verse 3]
G#m F#
Jort storm\'s comin\' (JORTS!)
G#m F# B
So you better start runnin\'
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Fast, it\'s a chase
D#
But be careful \'cause these
G#m
jorts will chafe you (Yeah!)
F# G#m
They\'re the new sensation (JORTS!)
F# B
Wear \'em to every occasion
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Jorts in the pool
D# F#
Or even better, wear \'em to
a funeral, yeah (J-J-J-JORTS!)
G#m
My personality is
ninety-nine percent jorts
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I got a genetic test,
but all my genes are shorts!
[Chorus]
G#m
The jort storm!
D#m
Jort storm\'s comin\' tonight
G#m
A jort storm!
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It\'s a category 5
G#m
Jort storm
D#m
Jort storm\'s comin\' tonight
E F#
I take off my fucking jorts,
I got-a jorts inside
[Outro]
G#m
Breaking news
D#m
Millions of Americans are
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being sucked directly
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into the Jortex
G#m
And it\'s headed straight
for this studio
F# B
To my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy
D# G#m
I love—— (JORTS!)
F# G#m
The elders foretold (JORTS!)
F# D#
Of a fashion so bold
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A new god of the earth
(Jorthulhu!)
D#
To seal it in denim and
turn it into Jearth!
G#m F#
G#m F# B D#
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G#m
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